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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
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Oh, God. I really hate it when a lawyer's right.
Have yourselves a might YAYful day, Sandee! And steer clear of lawyers, too. Big hugs xoxo
Gotta love a good lawyer joke :)
Happy Silly Sunday.
I'm with Barb but trust a lawyer to dampen the mood LOL
Have a fantastico week
Good one, it seems the lawyer always wins out. Have a great Sunday Sandee and Zane. Take care.
Okay okay. This time they won again. Lawyer was good at arguing. I wonder who that could beat the lawyer? hehehe. :)
Happy Silly Sunday, and have terrific day Grandma Sandee ;D
There's no doubt in my mind it was the lawyer.
hahahaha... good one!
have a great Sunday!
Always they get the last word
LOL...another good one and oh so true about lawyers!
I hope you have a great week! xoxo's ♥
Happy Silly Sunday!
hahhahaha! The lawyer spoke the truth. Amazing since they usually twist it. As in, "It depends upon the meaning of 'is.'"
Still have that linking problem.
The oldest profession in the world would be... *ahem*
Thank you very much for your input to my question. I felt the same way you did.
The oldest profession and yet they still haven't gotten it together :)
Sandee can you please help me? Could you get your friends to email John McCain about your concerns that benefits, Medicare, Social Security and HUD will be affected if we legalize 12 million new immigrants!!
"senator@mccain.senate.gov"
I would appreciate it very much!!
LOL! Another good one Sandee. I hope your Sunday is going great.
Well that explains a few things!
That's a nice joke, Sandee. LOL ;D
Even if it does make fun of lawyers.
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And lawyers still do create chaos and confusion. Srsly.
Big hugs, honey...
You just can't go wrong with a good lawyer joke such as this one.
That lawyer's brilliant!
Imagine how orderly the world would be if there hadn't been Lawyers back then?
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