Saturday, January 12, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the Week at Laugh Quotes
  • There is a new list starting every Sunday and each stays open for a week, so even if it’s not quite Sunday anymore, feel free to link up.
Because I'm a Guy

Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.

Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up,
one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.

Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a guy, we are NEVER lost ... and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger - how the heck could HE know where we're going?


Silly Sunday Participants
1. bethere2day
2. Woodsterman
3. Comedy Plus
4. Catch My Words
5. Barb
6. Marg
7. Da Dude
8. Traveling Bells
9. Rajagopalan
10. Stephen Hayes
11. Jean(ie)
12. Empress Bee
13. Ron Russell
14. BeadedTail
15. Binky
16. Jackie
17. Judy
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16 comments :

  1. Because he's a guy the word "euphemism" will probably be lost on him. Or at least that was true the last time I had a guy of my own. I tossed him back and then I stopped fishing. Now I control the remote and have AAA. The End. bahahahaha!

    It's not Sunday yet, honey. Was Zane holding the calendar instead of the remote? hahahaha! Havew a lovely boat day! big hugs xoxo

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  2. I agree with all them because I'm a guy LOL

    Have a fantabulosa weekend Sandee ;-)

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  3. Those do sound like guy things. Glad Barb mentioned what day it is, since I was wondering I had missed a total day which wouldn't be surprising. Have a good second Sunday.

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  4. Because I'm a guy I have to point out.. You are really silly because your "Silly Sunday" posted on a Saturday! Silly Saturday?

    Have a great silly and fun weekend!

    Steve

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  5. This can be Silky Saturday if Sandee wants it to be. These are good. The end. Have fun on the boat! Of course you are.

    Big hugs from warm Silver Springs, honey...

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  6. an eye-opener for guys...including me!

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  7. I always ask for directions and can't fix anything electronic. I also don't like beer. But I am a guy. At least I think so; I haven't checked in a while.

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  8. The lost thing. hahaha! We have a joke that women have a Vagitracker and men have a Penile directional. The Vagitracker ALWAYS wins... Hands down!

    P.S. Hubby gets lost in parking lots for goodness sake! Then he grumbles about the crazy parking lot designs. I've learned to just smile and mention that the Vagitracker wins.

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  9. love this AND barb and jean's responses! miss you honey!

    hugs, bee
    xoxoxoxo

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  10. The stopping for directions thing, or rather not stopping, drives me nuts with my husband.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2013/01/silly-sunday-spanish-test.html

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  11. The last time I stopped to asked directions was at a small country store and the old-timer there told me I couldn't get there from here---absolutely the truth! Haven't stopped since.

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  12. My hubby stops for directions, I'm the one who doesn't want to!

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  13. That's a pretty accurate assessment!

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  14. I can't argue with any of these. Walter does everything the hard way.

    Why in the world would you ever ask for help? No, let's just stay locked out of the car or lost because we don't want to ask for help.

    I love it. Walter's gone now and I am playing catch up. I am so so far behind. I still have a post to get ready tonight for tomorrow and I don't even have all the photos I need yet!

    Thanks for the smiles! Big big hugs! ♥

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