Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
- Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
- Add the the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the Week at Laugh Quotes
- There is a new list starting every Sunday and each stays open for a week, so even if it’s not quite Sunday anymore, feel free to link up.
Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.
Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up,
one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.
Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.
Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a guy, we are NEVER lost ... and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger - how the heck could HE know where we're going?
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10. Stephen Hayes
12. Empress Bee
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