Sunday, January 6, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the Week at Laugh Quotes
  • There is a new list starting every Sunday and each stays open for a week, so even if it’s not quite Sunday anymore, feel free to link up.
Californians (Remember I'm a Californian!)

A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.

The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.

The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.

The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.

The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?"

The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."
Silly Sunday Participants
1. Woodsterman
2. bethere2day
3. Comedy Plus
4. Lauren
5. Ann
6. Barb
7. Empress Bee
8. Marg
9. Jackie
10. Rajagopalan
11. Stephen Hayes
12. Laurent Pratama
13. Traveling Bells
14. Jean(ie)
15. Judy
16. Binky
17. Ron Russell
18. Bearman
19. Wade
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19 comments :

  1. Moral of the story....Californians should be careful about hanging out with Nevadans

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  2. Thank goodness none of them had any wine!!

    Have a lovely Sunday, Sandee! big hugs from me and the babies xoxo

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  3. a knee slapper! good morning my friend, hope you have a lovely day!

    smiles, bee
    ooxooxoxoox

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  4. LOL at Barb's comment. Glad I didn't throw up a bottle, not that I could hit it with a gun shot. Good story.

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  5. Lol...this is a good one. It made me laugh out loud. Please forgive me for that as I am originally from Texas and I know you are a Californian!

    Happy day and always big big hugs!!:-)

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  6. good joke though cruel!

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  7. That's right ... and it's ruining Nevada more every day. If you don't believe me, just ask them.

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  8. Heheh! good one

    Have a great Sunday Sandee

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  9. Hah! Didn't see that coming. Happy Silly Sunday! Mr. Linky not cooperating again.

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  10. So as a native Californian I'm right to avoid Nevada!

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  11. hahaha, a nice joke at Silly Sunday. :)
    Is then the Texan shot the Nevadan?

    Have a terrific day, Grandma. ;D

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  12. A nickel saved is a nickel earned! Bwahahaha!

    Big warm hugs, honey...

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  13. LOL! Glad I'm not from California! Have a good day today!

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  14. LOL! You have to be careful about admitting where you are from! Enjoy the rest of your Sunday Sandee.

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  15. Better watch out who you hang out with.

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  16. Was a time when people were proud to be from the Golden State, but all that glitters is not gold anymore. I know some old-times who live in the San Joaquin Valley and they are just sick about what's happening to their state.

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  17. I thought Californians just stole Nevadan's water supply

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  18. As a rather large Californian, I need to be extra careful in Nevada. I'm not hard to miss. Very funny. Have a great day!

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  19. Funny (ish). When I started reading I was going to write that I was a Californian too, but after that I had residency in Nevada :)
    Happy Silly Sunday. Sorry I had to miss it. Long story.

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