Thursday, January 17, 2013

Security System

How to Install a Southern Home Security System...

Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine.
Put your giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
Leave a note on your door that reads:


Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.


Hat tip: Dave and Linda from Alabama
Image Credit: Shoot The Guns - Latest Ammo
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  1. That would do it. Thanks for the laugh :)

  2. Or you could just hang a framed photo of your giant pit bulls underneath your front door knocker. Git 'er done, son. Git 'er done!

    Is it Friday? It feels like it should be Friday. Have a lovely day. And me, too! big hugs xoxo

  3. ummm, yeah... sounds normal to me!

    smiles, bee

  4. Would definitely scare away any would be robber! Have a good day Sandee.

  5. How about a gun turret to top it off?

  6. Living here in Arkansas, there is more truth to that note than you know. Just sayin'.

  7. Living in the South, I certainly would high tail it out of there because it is probably so true except that the dogs would be tied to the bed that stays outside for some reason. Have a great Thursday Sandee and Zane.

  8. super security system!
    have a good day!

  9. Hahaha, it's more than just a security system.

    Have a great day, Grandma Sandee. ;D

  10. That is not my link up there..LOL someones been messing with my computer..I need some security :)

    Mollie and Alfie

  11. Cooter alarms be the best.

  12. Love it, Sandee!!! Har har hardy har!!! :)

    BTW, that's the way the rednecks in Alabama do it, for real. They hang boots on their trucks too with the shotguns and assault rifles fitted into the back window mounts.

  13. Speaking only for myself, I'd leave that house alone.

  14. LOL let's face it who would dare go near there :-)

    Have a fantabulosalicious evening ;-)

  15. Oh yes, that would work well! Hehehehe

    Big hugs from sunny So. FL, honey...

  16. Yep, that's how it's done. Mom used to have a Beware of Dog sign on the back door. That and a $20 bill on the kitchen floor. She said she knew if the money was gone not to come in the house.

  17. I'd be worried about the dogs! :)

  18. I am pretty sure no one wil break in

  19. Being from AL, I find this to be a great system and I bet it works, lol.

  20. Sounds like a pretty effective system to me

  21. I like that. It should be pretty effective.

  22. I have a sign on my fence;
    To hell with the dog; Beware of The Owner.
    Works well.

    1. Hahahaaaaa!!!!!!! THAT is funny. I love it.

  23. This ole Mississippi man has done things like this many times. The note on the door was often used!

  24. That is good. Can I steal it? I wanna put it on my facebook page.

    (I will answer for you) (lol!) Thanks, Sandee, for letting me steal it! But seriously .... May I?

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