Hollywood Continued

Things You Wouldn't Know Without the Hollywood Movies

1. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

2. You`re very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

3. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

4. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick`s Day parade -- at any time of the year.

 5. Your arch enemy will always tell you exactly how he plans to kill you when captured and leave you with some sort of escape route

6. SWAT Teams and trained snipers will never hit their targets the first time.

7. Anyone with no computer education or training is capable of cracking complex encryption algorithms, ... inside 60 seconds.

8. Another user on a network is capable of wiping out the contents of your DOS edit buffer, while you have the document in front of you on a monitor and the monitor will instantly respond to this.

9. Top Secret confidential information can be downloaded from the Internet because Top Secret agencies have no firewalls to stop hackers.

10. Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will always fly from the keyboard, monitor and any LED in the same room.

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26 Brilliant Comments:

Barb and TheDailyGs on 10/02/2012 said...

Can you believe it... I've never been to see a St. Patrick's Day parade, which probably explains why I have never been chased through town.

bahahahaha!

Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

Bearman on 10/02/2012 said...

That is why I only commit crimes on St Patrick's Day

Marg on 10/02/2012 said...

Those are all so true but never really thought about it that way. Good info. LOL

Da Dude on 10/02/2012 said...

10. Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will always fly from the keyboard, monitor and any LED in the same room.

You mean that's not supposed to happen. Boy, am I in trouble.

Have a great trouble free day!

Steve

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on 10/02/2012 said...

i learn so much here! bwahahahahah

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Stephen Hayes on 10/02/2012 said...

I've been to Paris several times and I've never stayed anywhere that had a view of the Eiffel Tower.

Mike on 10/02/2012 said...

This is so true. Hollywood is in a rut maybe? Or more like a gutter.

Traveling Bells on 10/02/2012 said...

Thanks for the edjamacation. Maybe for those reason we see maybe ONE movie a year?!

Big hugs, honey...

Grandma`s Goulash on 10/02/2012 said...

Thanks for the smiles. #7 was my favorite. Wish I were in movies, because I can't even remember my PIN!

Catherine on 10/02/2012 said...

Dear Sandee, These are all true! and we all keep watching with complete attention to these movies! Blessings dear friend. Catherine xo

Don E. Chute on 10/02/2012 said...

Ahhh these are so true, which makes em funny tooboot...

...how bout' the guys with guns and know how to use em, miss their target from within feet...but the novice, scared, shaking, first timer hits by accident the victim right between the eyes!

Have a wonderful time doin what you do and PLU from SSF

Jean(ie) on 10/02/2012 said...

See? It's all true. and now I know its really true. I read it on the internet!

Mike Golch on 10/02/2012 said...

That's why I love the movies!!!!!!

Babs-beetle on 10/02/2012 said...

We always laugh at these things when watching movies on the TV :)

Ann on 10/02/2012 said...

I've noticed that most gunmen have very poor air.

Ann on 10/02/2012 said...

and they have bad "aim" as well....lol In other words they couldn't hit the broad side of a a barn.

Ivanhoe on 10/02/2012 said...

Hahaha! That means I'm qualified to play in movies now! Hollywood here I come! ;)
Hugs from Ohio,
I.

Judy Haughton-James on 10/02/2012 said...

I have really been enjoying these posts about Hollywood Sandee. Thanks for sharing.

Skunkfeathers on 10/02/2012 said...

Ha...I can use a St. Paddy's Day parade to elude email scammers when they finally organize and come after me ;-)

DrillerAA09 on 10/02/2012 said...

When a getaway is required by our hero, the keys to the fastest vehicle on the planet are always in the ignition.

Binky on 10/02/2012 said...

We have to know it's a movie somehow!

Rocks on 10/02/2012 said...

lol at number 3. :) even the slightest touch on their wounds make them wince!! hahahaha!!

Have a good day Sandee!

tom luki on 10/02/2012 said...

I really love this post .. because i loves Hollywood Na that's the reasons of liking this post..


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Jim on 10/03/2012 said...

Seems that Hollywood is into dramatics.
Good list Sandy, I love the electronic failure with the sparks and the smoke. LOL
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