1. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
2. You`re very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
3. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
4. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick`s Day parade -- at any time of the year.
5. Your arch enemy will always tell you exactly how he plans to kill you when captured and leave you with some sort of escape route
6. SWAT Teams and trained snipers will never hit their targets the first time.
7. Anyone with no computer education or training is capable of cracking complex encryption algorithms, ... inside 60 seconds.
8. Another user on a network is capable of wiping out the contents of your DOS edit buffer, while you have the document in front of you on a monitor and the monitor will instantly respond to this.
9. Top Secret confidential information can be downloaded from the Internet because Top Secret agencies have no firewalls to stop hackers.
10. Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will always fly from the keyboard, monitor and any LED in the same room.












26 Brilliant Comments:
Can you believe it... I've never been to see a St. Patrick's Day parade, which probably explains why I have never been chased through town.
bahahahaha!
Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo
That is why I only commit crimes on St Patrick's Day
Those are all so true but never really thought about it that way. Good info. LOL
10. Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will always fly from the keyboard, monitor and any LED in the same room.
You mean that's not supposed to happen. Boy, am I in trouble.
Have a great trouble free day!
Steve
i learn so much here! bwahahahahah
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo
Things go better with Apple.
hahahahaaaa....
I've been to Paris several times and I've never stayed anywhere that had a view of the Eiffel Tower.
This is so true. Hollywood is in a rut maybe? Or more like a gutter.
Thanks for the edjamacation. Maybe for those reason we see maybe ONE movie a year?!
Big hugs, honey...
Thanks for the smiles. #7 was my favorite. Wish I were in movies, because I can't even remember my PIN!
Dear Sandee, These are all true! and we all keep watching with complete attention to these movies! Blessings dear friend. Catherine xo
Ahhh these are so true, which makes em funny tooboot...
...how bout' the guys with guns and know how to use em, miss their target from within feet...but the novice, scared, shaking, first timer hits by accident the victim right between the eyes!
Have a wonderful time doin what you do and PLU from SSF
See? It's all true. and now I know its really true. I read it on the internet!
That's why I love the movies!!!!!!
We always laugh at these things when watching movies on the TV :)
I've noticed that most gunmen have very poor air.
and they have bad "aim" as well....lol In other words they couldn't hit the broad side of a a barn.
Hahaha! That means I'm qualified to play in movies now! Hollywood here I come! ;)
Hugs from Ohio,
I.
I have really been enjoying these posts about Hollywood Sandee. Thanks for sharing.
Ha...I can use a St. Paddy's Day parade to elude email scammers when they finally organize and come after me ;-)
When a getaway is required by our hero, the keys to the fastest vehicle on the planet are always in the ignition.
We have to know it's a movie somehow!
lol at number 3. :) even the slightest touch on their wounds make them wince!! hahahaha!!
Have a good day Sandee!
I really love this post .. because i loves Hollywood Na that's the reasons of liking this post..
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Seems that Hollywood is into dramatics.
Good list Sandy, I love the electronic failure with the sparks and the smoke. LOL
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