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Father O'Malley
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."
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19 Brilliant Comments:
LOL thanks for the morning laugh :-)
Have a nice Sunday
LMAO!...ya's gotta love them Irish, oh yeah and the Scots too :)
Happy Boating Sunday and PLU from SSF
I needed that laugh this morning. Good one Sandee. Hope you are having a perfect week end. Take care.
Thanks for the morning laugh! Those Irish are hard to outwit.
Big hugs, honey...
Ah yes, Two men of wit, but the Father got off the better jab.
another knee slapper! have a great day honey!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoox
hahahaha! Love it, that gave me a good laugh to start out my day! I hope you have a great Sunday Sandee!
Janet :)
badda bing.... gotcha!
Father O'Malley 1
Sergeant Jones 0
If only we could all come up with such fast and funny responses.
Jack ass...not a pig!
Ah, t'be born with the luck and wit of the Irish!
Have a lovely Sunday honey. It's already hawt here! Where is fall? big hugs xoxo
The father must have had a wee nip to start the day!
oh Sergeant Jones is a clever one. When I started reading this I thought it was going to be the one where it ends up as a headline in the papers about Father O'Malley's ass found dead in the front yard
LOL! Thanks for always giving me a good laugh to start the week Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
I am still smiling, Sandee!!! :) LOL
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Good comeback line.
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Quick wit!
bwahahahaha! A belated Happy Silly Sunday! Missed it by -- that much!!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Witty Father!!!
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