- Trying to wipe a hair off your lapel just to discover it is attached to your chin.
- Leaving church, your husband stops to talk, you go on to the car; the gentleman behind the wheel ask, "Are you going home with me today?"
- You turn your left turn signal on and leave it on all day.
- Non-life threatening skin growths large enough to name after a pet or relative begin to appear.
- Your neck tissue takes on a life of it own. So, you are afraid to leave the house during Thanksgiving week.
- You drive up to a curb side mailbox and order a cheeseburger and fries.
- You enter the car wash from the wrong way and don't understand why the lady in the other car is yelling at you; you are just as surprised to see her as she is to see you.
- Putting your Dillard's bill in the collection plate by mistake.
- Leave the house to discover you have on a mismatched pair of earrings. Return to house and change earrings, leaving the house with the other set of mismatched earrings on.
- Try to exercise by jogging, but it just makes the wine spill out of your glass all over the place.
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they love to talk about one thing, and always the same length and repetitive, it always makes me sleepy
Actually number 8 is a very good idea. It's worth a shot anyway and you have the added advantage of blaming it on getting old and forgetful :)
Oh, goodness. A few of those hit pretty close to home! And I ain't a'gonna go nowhere for Thanksgiving fo' sho' now!
Have a super duper day! big hugs xoxox
Oh my COD, all of those are so funny. I had to go change my undies, I laughed so hard. And I so needed to laugh like that. So far I haven't driven up to a mailbox for a cheeseburger but who knows. Thanks so much Sandee. This was terrific.
You're gettin entirely too personal here, my friend!!! At least I have good company.
Have a great day. Big hugs from chilly jawjah, honey...
LOL!...#3 is ohh so prevalent here in Florida...#10 as you age, forget multi-tasking...do one or the other, but never both at the same time...FOCUS :)
Have a tipsy Tuesday on the boat and PLU from SSF
i have a very bad case of #5 going on and makeup only does so much! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxooxxo
#9... that's me.
Lots of great fun here. Those chin hairs drive my poor wife nuts.
My wife used to laugh at me when I went to the kitchen during a commercial but came back with a blank look on my face because I forgot why I went out there. She doesn't laugh any more.
LOL! Sound like my day.
Most of these can really happen, I know. This morning I put my golf clubs onto the cart and saw the other fellows were already there.
In my senior moment I was ready to go back home real quick because I though I had not taken Mrs. Jim's clubs off before I took the cart.
Of course she had it at our club course and there was no way that I could have them at this place, not the cart either.
Since I had said something that episode was a bit embarassing.
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I think some people leave their bill in the collection plate on purpose
I really hate it when I leave the house with unmatched ear rings. Great list, thanks for the laughs.
hahaha this is hilarious Sandee! I'm 36 and I blame the general anaesthesia (which I had twice now) for my forgetfulness.
Hahaha! Not looking forward to that!
Have a great Wednesday, Sandee!
Hugs from Ohio,
I.
Oh I hope I never have chin hair that long! LOL!
Age has its challenges.
I am just about to go to bed here in Jamaica and this has certainly put a smile on my face. No.2 was really funny! I now remember someone telling me that a couple in church were talking together when the wife suddenly said "I caught you red- handed!" She meant he was talking to another woman!:) Have a good night Sandee.
Looking for my glasses the other day. Turned the house upside down---finally found them hanging on my nose. True and depressing!
Old age side effects don't come at me from the sides anymore; they attack head on...
everybody has to face this one day. Let us be prepared.
So funny! I hate having that #5 issue myself,
Have a great day,
Janet :)
Thanks for the laughs Sandee. #1,5 & 6 especially cracked me up
I think I could make an old Mrs Smith cartoon out of the McD's lettterbox one
#3 could be interesting. He thinks he's getting new meat, maybe that would rev up his engine a bit.
I wish you would enable name/URL commenting option Sandy, I'd comment on your blog a lot more if you did!!
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