Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer and they send out a technician to her.The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies, "You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
Stolen from: Jodi of Jodi's Journey
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And he thought she was just another stereotypical dumb blonde!
Have a lovely Saturday, Sandee! big hugs xoxo
Thanks, I needed that laugh this morning. That was funny. Makes sense though. LOL. Take care.
It's probably best that she stays home at night. Just sayin'.
Funny!...all that being said D and N...I wonder when she uses REVERSE?
Have a wonderful boating? weekend :)
PLU from SSF
Oh that's a good one! I also wonder about the R use:)
Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...
that's right. he should clearly see that!
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoox
I wonder what she does with R and P?
As a fan of blonds, I knew exactly what she was going to say.
Bwahahahahahahahhahaa... EXACTLY!
I'd say that all of these poor blondes get a bad rap but eh ... maybe not!
And while I'm thinking of it ... A very happy birthday to you! I'd sing but you really don't want me doing that as even just via typing I don't sing well!
Hope you've had a very special day and a great weekend! Best wishes for a fantastic year ahead!
Still don't really get overdrive..haha
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And many more! Hugs and love from the two of us...
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Glad you are having them, Sandee.
But you need to be more open about them. People like to be especially nice on your birthdays.
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Sandee,
You have brought me daily smiles, LOL's and LMAO's.
I hope today you have had plenty of LOL's, too!
Happy birthday, my friend! :D
Ferd
OMG, Sandee! I hope she knows the R is was reverse. Hahaha!
Hope you are having a wonderful birthday!!!!
Hugs from Ohio,
I.
I must admit I'm a sucker for a good blonde joke.
Not being a driver, I can only guess that D means drive and N means neutral?
Something's obviously defective.
LOL poor woman :-)
Have a fantabulosa birthday Sandee :-)
I should start driving lessons again and make a note of this! I would not get very far! LOL By the way, from the previous comments I note that yesterday was your birthday. I hope you had a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sandee and Many Happy Returns!
Nyahahaha!! They have to do something about it so she cn drive at night :D
Have a nice week ahead Sandee!!!
and oh...belated happy birthday! hope you had loads of fun!!!
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