Kids - Part II

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (love her)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 favorite is...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK ?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

Hat tip: Nancy G.

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23 Brilliant Comments:

Rocks on 8/16/2012 said...

I am loving these kids Sandee!!!and Anita is so right!!!

Barb and TheDailyGs on 8/16/2012 said...

Boys DO need someone to clean up after them. However, that person would NOT be me. Just saying.

Have a lovely day honey. big hugs xoxo

Karen and Gerard on 8/16/2012 said...

Anita hit the nail on the head. Even God said it is not good that MAN should be alone so he created a woman for Adam.

Marg on 8/16/2012 said...

We love Kevin's answer. They are all good and a good laugh was had right here. Take care and have a great day.

Traveling Bells on 8/16/2012 said...

If only Ricky could influence more guys!

Big hugs and smiles, honey...

Bearman on 8/16/2012 said...

Martin is wise beyond his years

Lisa on 8/16/2012 said...

Where do they find these kids? Seriously, smartie pants, they are!

silverthoughts2 on 8/16/2012 said...

Obviously that Anita knows my S.D. :)

Stephen Hayes on 8/16/2012 said...

Ricky (age 10) is one smart kid. (Tell her she's pretty even if she looks like a dump truck.) I expect he's going to find a wife quite easily.

UncleMike on 8/16/2012 said...

Sometimes, it's amazing how well kids understand what life is really all about. Sometimes boys do have something to say, and dump trucks look great when you polish them up.

Rajagopalan on 8/16/2012 said...

kids are influenced by parents and other family members to form their opinion on things like kissing, marriage, etc., in addition to their own observations and real life experiences. It is very interesting.

Jean(ie) on 8/16/2012 said...

yep, I'm a dump truck sometimes and hubby still thinks I'm pretty. Love that comment. It made me giggle out loud!!!!

Lauren on 8/16/2012 said...

Precious or precocious. Wrong day!

Really, how precious.

My favorite two:

"Boys need someone to clean up after them."

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck." - I guess that also applies to, "Am I fat?"

Ann on 8/16/2012 said...

LOL, love the one about it's better for girls to be single but not boys

Judy Haughton-James on 8/16/2012 said...

These kids have certainly come up with some funny answers Sandee!:) Thanks for sharing and enjoy the rest of your day.

BeadedTail on 8/16/2012 said...

Ricky is a smart little boy! These are funny!

Binky on 8/16/2012 said...

Honesty is the best policy. Well, sometimes.

Skunkfeathers on 8/16/2012 said...

Hey...dump trucks can look good.

To front end loaders...

Jim on 8/17/2012 said...
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Jim on 8/17/2012 said...

Every one of those kids is ready for marrigage! LOL, Sandee!!!
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