Jehovah's Witness

There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Bugger if I know, I've never got this far before."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
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19 Brilliant Comments:

Barb and TheDailyGs on 8/30/2012 said...

bahahahaha! I'll bet he was completely unprepared!

big hugs from soggy, sticky south jawjah! xoxo

Traveling Bells on 8/30/2012 said...

Surprise, surprise!

Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

Woodsterman (Odie) on 8/30/2012 said...

I had to tell a couple of them goodbye a week ago.

Judy Haughton-James on 8/30/2012 said...

LOL! It is good to be prepared in case you make it through the door!:) Have a great Thursday Sandee.

Marg on 8/30/2012 said...

Oh too funny but I sure am not inviting one in my house. I usually hide. Take care and have a great day.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on 8/30/2012 said...

their "retreat" is about a half mile from my condo. i must say they dress nicely. that's about all i have to say though. funny joke!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

silverthoughts2 on 8/30/2012 said...

Have had plenty of them come to the door. Never answered the door though. I was friends with a girl who was J.W. so I kind of felt a little guilty.

Jean(ie) on 8/30/2012 said...

When we meet in person I need to tell you the story of the first time I met Hubby's family. it involved some Jehovah Witnesses on Easter morning.

UncleMike on 8/30/2012 said...

What I do, when they get to the point of discussing a Bible study, I tell them "Come on in, you need one."
after three such studies, and three resignations from their church, we're blacklisted now. They don't stop at our door anymore.

Bearman on 8/30/2012 said...

I only got through week 1 of training..ha

Skunkfeathers on 8/30/2012 said...

Bwhahaha.

Know what you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness with an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason...

Ann on 8/30/2012 said...

LOL, I should try that the next time one shows up at my door

Binky on 8/30/2012 said...

Well that was short and sweet.

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