The Introvert

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?"

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.

The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments."

The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean $500?"

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25 Brilliant Comments:

Linda on 7/05/2012 said...

They sound like the perfect couple!

Thanks for the morning chuckle; hope you and Zane had a wonderful Fourth of July!

Marg on 7/05/2012 said...

Great come back. We like that. Have a great Thursday Sandee. Take care.

Traveling Bells on 7/05/2012 said...

Sweet revenge:)

Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

Judy Haughton-James on 7/05/2012 said...

Very funny Sandee! The guy should be pursuing the same college course! LOL

stevebethere on 7/05/2012 said...

LMAO doubt if she will do that again ;-)

Have a good day :-)

Don E. Chute on 7/05/2012 said...

Perfecto!

I couldn't have said it better myself...good yuckyuckyuck :-)
Hope you survived Independence day intact :-)
PLU from SSF

Ron Russell on 7/05/2012 said...

What's good for the goose is good for the gander! Payback is Hell sometime!

William K Wallace on 7/05/2012 said...

I like it... I hope the college student had a sense of humour!

BeadedTail on 7/05/2012 said...

Hahahaha! Didn't see that one coming!

Ivanhoe on 7/05/2012 said...

Very clever! Hahaha!
Hope you are having a great week, Sandee :)
Hugs from very steamy Ohio,
I.

Janet Gardner on 7/05/2012 said...

Love it, good come back lol!
Have a great week,
Janet :)

Pretty Kat on 7/05/2012 said...

Bwahahaha.. poor student.. maybe they were classmates hahaha.

Have a great day Sandee.

Woodsterman (Odie) on 7/06/2012 said...

What's really sneaky is I only had $300.00

Jim on 7/06/2012 said...

Bad, Sandee!!! LOL
I'm wondering, as an economics major grad, what the REAL going price is for college girls? (Really Bad, huh?)
..

Desert Songbird on 7/06/2012 said...

Okay, that one caused me to laugh loudly. :)

George on 7/08/2012 said...

Hahaha! Sometimes nice guys finish first. Good one!

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