The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned, "This must be a Republican truck."
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Darned guy had no sense of humor!
Before anyone scolds me for this joke keep in mind that I'm not thrilled with either party, and making fun of politicians is lots of fun no matter what side of the aisle they are on. You can flip this one around if you are a democrat and it will still be funny.Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun