Thursday, March 1, 2012

That Floozie

After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6:30 not the 4:30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

This was still going on at Wimbledon, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!"

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun

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24 Brilliant Opinions:

Barb and TheDailyGs on March 01, 2012 2:54 AM said...

Some people just don't get it, do they?

Have yourself a YAYful day! Big hugs xoxo

Marg on March 01, 2012 5:35 AM said...

Too funny. Well done. That would be so much fun to do. Have a super Thurs.

Jim on March 01, 2012 6:18 AM said...

'Brilliant!' LOL Good one, Sandee!
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Rajagopalan on March 01, 2012 6:27 AM said...

Nice one!
Have a great day!

Mike on March 01, 2012 7:28 AM said...

Bet he never used the phone on the train again. Makes me wonder if it would still work today?
Good Chuckle today.

Stephen Hayes on March 01, 2012 7:53 AM said...

That woman on the train may end up with a murder on her conscience.

Ivanhoe on March 01, 2012 9:48 AM said...

Genious! Only a woman. Hahaha!
Have a wonderful afternoon, Sandee :)

Donnie on March 01, 2012 9:50 AM said...

I would NEVER do that! Always step outside to make the call...

Wade on March 01, 2012 10:48 AM said...

Those Brits are a wacky bunch! Very funny, Thanks Sandee. Have a Marvelous day!

April on March 01, 2012 12:14 PM said...

That's great I would love to do that to some of the people who come into the store. They stand there yacking away and then get mad at you cause your not talking to them :P

Traveling Bells on March 01, 2012 12:33 PM said...

Brilliant! Wonder if I would have the nerve to do that? :)

Big hugs from hot WPB, honey...

Babs-beetle on March 01, 2012 1:16 PM said...

Ha ha! Those people drive me nuts too :)

Ron Russell on March 01, 2012 1:53 PM said...

Would have loved being there when he got home!!!

Judy Haughton-James on March 01, 2012 2:17 PM said...

LOL! I hope your day has been going great Sandee!

Ann on March 01, 2012 2:54 PM said...

LOL, that is hysterical. Good for her, I would love to do the same thing sometimes.

Rocks on March 01, 2012 6:42 PM said...

Lol..

have a nice weekend sandee!!

Binky on March 01, 2012 7:01 PM said...

He'll have an interesting homecoming.

Lauren on March 01, 2012 7:32 PM said...

I am so sick of people speaking loudly on their cellphones, as if I'm hanging on their every word. In this case, the Train Man got caught because of his presumed need to explain himself and in doing so wasn't able to hang up the phone. A bit of Brit irony.

stevebethere on March 01, 2012 11:14 PM said...

Evil woman heheh! funny

have a brilliant weekend :-)

Willy on March 03, 2012 7:00 AM said...

serves the guy right

10-4 Willy

William K Wallace on March 05, 2012 1:32 PM said...

I would have loved to have seen that! People talking loud on their phones on the train or bus is something that annoys me big time!

 

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