Monday, February 27, 2012

The Mirror

Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish.

However, if one tells a lie *poof* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *Poof* the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive." *Poof* the mirror swallows her too.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *Poof*!

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22 Brilliant Opinions:

Rocks on February 27, 2012 1:18 AM said...

:) Sandee..your blog makes me giggle anytime of the day :D and it helps specially when I'm at work and stressed. Blonds oh blonds :) May God bless them!! :D

stevebethere on February 27, 2012 1:39 AM said...

LOL great ending :-)

DrillerAA09 on February 27, 2012 4:28 AM said...

Can I have the exact location of that coffee shop. I have a list of people that I would like to put in front of that mirror. Just sayin'. Have a great week.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on February 27, 2012 5:06 AM said...

poor little dumb thing!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Marg on February 27, 2012 5:43 AM said...

LOL, Wrong thing to say. Who ever heard of a blond that thinks. Thanks Sandee for the great laugh. Take care. Hugs to Little Bit.

Ivanhoe on February 27, 2012 5:44 AM said...

Oh no! I better not be thinking ;) Have a great Monday, Sandee!

Bearman on February 27, 2012 6:05 AM said...

If only they would learn to wish.

Jim on February 27, 2012 6:53 AM said...

Hardi har har! LOL Good one Sandee! :)
I've been married to one off and on (my sometimes blonde bride, that is) and it's that way!
..

Mike on February 27, 2012 7:16 AM said...

Can we get Hillary Clinton to look into the mirror? Just wondering....,thanks for the laugh this morning.

Traveling Bells on February 27, 2012 7:33 AM said...

Haha...sure didn't know where that one was going. Good one!

Have a great Monday. Big hugs, honey...

Barb and TheDailyGs on February 27, 2012 8:00 AM said...

Bless her heart. hahahaha!

big hugs xoxo

Jody on February 27, 2012 8:23 AM said...

lmbo!!! I LOVE it Sandee, that was too funny!

Have a great day:)

((HUGS))

Jean on February 27, 2012 9:13 AM said...

bwahahahahaahahahahahahaa!!!!!

Stephen Hayes on February 27, 2012 9:46 AM said...

I'll add this to my collection of blond jokes.

Wade on February 27, 2012 10:57 AM said...

Another fine joke to start the day. Thank you Sandee. Have a marvelous day.

Dolly's Daily Diary on February 27, 2012 11:07 AM said...

Because I'm a dyed blonde, I can say good one lol!
Have a good day,
Janet :)

Babs-beetle on February 27, 2012 1:30 PM said...

Ha ha ha ha! I shouldn't laugh but, hahahahahahaha!

Mike Golch on February 27, 2012 2:34 PM said...

Oh my and so getting swiped.

William K Wallace on February 27, 2012 3:14 PM said...

A laugh to send me to bed...poor blondes are always the butt of so many jokes...

Binky on February 27, 2012 3:42 PM said...

Poor blondes just can't get a break.

Ann on February 27, 2012 3:44 PM said...

ROFL, the blond never stood a chance

Chinmay on February 27, 2012 11:04 PM said...

'Think'ingly funny! Bad I missed it on my dull Monday!

 

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