Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Brainless

People traveling on airplanes also go crazy when it comes to odd requests. Here are some of the strange requests from the air passengers across the globe as narrated by airlines staff.

"Can you open the window?"

An elderly gentleman who could not sleep requested the captain to turn off the noise. "Do you mean the engine?" asked the captain. "Yes, yes, the engine!"

At dinner time a woman said her children would prefer McDonald's and requested the air hostess to get a Big Mac and fries.

A woman in first class was wearing a tiny red crop top and mint green miniskirt. She had also booked the seat next to her for her Barbie doll, which was wearing the same outfit and was sitting upright with the seat belt fastened. The woman requested a cup of tea and a massage for the doll. (Reminds you of Mr. Bean and his Teddy!)

Hat tip: Rajagopalan of Just Out

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Wendster on January 05, 2012 12:36 AM said...

That is adorable. A massage and tea for her barbie. lol!

.... turn off the engine? ha ha haaa ha ha ha aa haaaa!!! I am SO glad that gentleman wasn't FLYING the plane.

Just sayin'.

Chinmay on January 05, 2012 12:42 AM said...

Hilarious! More of this please! If I can add something--fear of flying is common in India, so when the aircraft goes through turbulence some frightened souls get deep into the video and ear phones, and keep on laughing out so loud that others too get distracted from the turbulence!

Amazing Gracie on January 05, 2012 1:01 AM said...

Chinmay, how kind of them to do that! I'm not a good traveler, and I don't care for turbulence either.
I have worked with the public and it's incredible how stupid humans are as a group. Sandee, I know you've met far more looney tunes than I have.
These are really great! Hope you have more stored away.
~~~Blessings~~~

Anny on January 05, 2012 2:27 AM said...

Lady with her barbie partner is kinda freaky.. hahahahaha.. i would not want to be on that same flight...

stevebethere on January 05, 2012 3:41 AM said...

LOL

It does make you wonder how these people get on in life heheh!

Have a brilliant day :-)

Lost_without_a_Map on January 05, 2012 4:40 AM said...

Um-mmm, did that lady have a giant Barbie doll or Blow-up doll? (*tee-hee*)

Marg on January 05, 2012 5:18 AM said...

Sure glad I wasn't on that flight. Bunch of nuts. LOL. Good one. Our Mom enjoyed that a lot. Take care. Only 14 more days.

Traveling Bells on January 05, 2012 5:37 AM said...

I had a friend who was a stewardess (back when they were called that), so nothing surprises me on stupid airplane stuff! She heard it all and shared a lot of it with us.

Stay warm. Big hugs from warming WPB, honey...

Barb and TheDailyGs on January 05, 2012 6:20 AM said...

I can order wine though! Thank goodness! Otherwise, I probably wouldn't fly! :)

Big hugs Sandee! Have a lovely day! xoxo

Ivanhoe on January 05, 2012 6:26 AM said...

Oh boy! I remember quite a few weirdos in my travel history. They really are out there :)
Have a great day, Sandee!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on January 05, 2012 6:54 AM said...

sigh... idiots.

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoox

ps: are you packing yet for your cruise?

Stephen Hayes on January 05, 2012 7:43 AM said...

I wish I had enough money to buy a first class airline ticket for a doll.

Don E. Chute on January 05, 2012 7:45 AM said...

I once requested a Hooters Girl with a Chilly Dog and Frys, and it had nothing to do with those little bottles of Alcohol...

Love ya' miss ya'

Lauren on January 05, 2012 8:18 AM said...

They must be the same people whose cars end up on the roofs of apartment buildings.

When you fly in second class, you're lucky to get a bag of chips.

Catherine on January 05, 2012 8:36 AM said...

Dear Sandee, You always bring a smile to my face. Thank you and have a blessed day, Catherine xo

Mike on January 05, 2012 9:21 AM said...

Talk about clueless in the real world. Who would buy a first class ticket for a doll? Even a Barbie?

Bearman on January 05, 2012 10:16 AM said...

Tea is one thing but a massage?? Now I am jealous

Linda on January 05, 2012 11:02 AM said...

I'm not sure if those are scary or just sad!

Tony McGurk on January 05, 2012 11:36 AM said...

The Barbie Doll probably had a higher IQ.
It's a wonder McDonald's isn't on planes, they are everywhere else.

Ann on January 05, 2012 1:35 PM said...

The woman in the crop top and miniskirt should have taken Ken on the trip with her instead of Barbie. Then maybe she wouldn't have gotten so many odd looks.

William K Wallace on January 05, 2012 3:17 PM said...

There are a lot of crazy people out there. Mini Skirt woman sounds like she would have added a bit of fun to a flight!

silverthoughts2 on January 05, 2012 6:06 PM said...

And this is why I could never be a flight attendant.

Rocks on January 05, 2012 7:32 PM said...

a seat for her Barbie doll? and at first class! WOW! I wish to fly first class someday..hehe!!

Binky on January 05, 2012 7:36 PM said...

Sure I can open a window, if you promise to jump out.

Rhonda on January 06, 2012 2:17 AM said...

Love it. My favorite is the guy requesting the engine shut off.

Judy Haughton-James on January 06, 2012 10:32 AM said...

This is very funny Sandee! I have never travelled by plane and wonder what the shock of it would make me ask or do now!:)

Elvirah on January 12, 2012 1:30 AM said...

This is really funny..the womans doll dressed up just like her and she demands the same stuff she wants to have for the doll as well..hahaha.

 

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