Saturday, July 30, 2011

Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs, rump and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

Swiped from Phil of Phils Phun

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21 Brilliant Opinions:

barb @iPhoneographi on July 30, 2011 12:50 AM said...

Ruh roh, Little Larry's dad.

It's the weekend! I'm guessing you're on the boat? Have a blast! Big hugs xoxo

Ann on July 30, 2011 2:43 AM said...

Duke must be worried about that happening because he goes ballistic every time he sees a UPS truck :)
Enjoy the weekend

Mike on July 30, 2011 4:16 AM said...

Is this why my wife orders so much stuff on-line? Hmmmmm......

"Lois Grebowski" on July 30, 2011 5:00 AM said...

Sometimes those guys in brown are HOT... LOL

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on July 30, 2011 5:40 AM said...

oops, buggers, caught!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoox

Traveling Bells on July 30, 2011 5:52 AM said...

Empress Bee got outted!!! Oh noooo.

Big hugs and smiles, honey...

Marg on July 30, 2011 6:32 AM said...

Oh dear, I have been discovered. Those UPS are the best. LOL. I do have a funny one that comes here.Good one Sandee. HOpe you are having lots of fun.

Anny on July 30, 2011 11:13 AM said...

ops!

A lot of women DO have the thing for the UPS guys.. hehehe.. They are HOT in uniform :)

William K Wallace on July 30, 2011 12:42 PM said...

I once seen a UPS girl and she was kinda hot in the uniform!

Babs-beetle on July 30, 2011 12:55 PM said...

Ha ha! I don't know what an 'UPS' man is, but it doesn't matter :)

Mike Golch on July 30, 2011 2:34 PM said...

Oh no,he did not just say that.

Binky on July 30, 2011 4:08 PM said...

But will dad give the UPS guy a good price on mom?

DrillerAA09 on July 30, 2011 6:15 PM said...

I gotta get me a brown outfit.

nothernboi on July 30, 2011 6:38 PM said...

That's a pretty good joke. Never trust a guy in the doo doo brown suit... lmao

Anna on July 30, 2011 7:22 PM said...

Oh that is good one, thanks for the laughs. I got to run and share it .... Hope all is well. Anna :)

Tony McGurk on July 30, 2011 8:28 PM said...

Ya gotta love Little Larry dontcha??? He could be in his Mum's bad books for a while though...

WomanHonorThyself on July 30, 2011 8:35 PM said...

oh nooooooooooooooooo! lol hugs!

Joyce Lansky on July 31, 2011 4:24 PM said...

LOL! Great post.

Joyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

Rhonda @Laugh Quotes on August 08, 2011 3:39 PM said...

Out of the mouth's of babes. LOL

 

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