Friday, May 27, 2011

The Ole' Biker

A crusty ole’ biker, out on a long summer ride in the country, pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

With a smile on his face, he checks his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment. Then he walks up to the bar and beckons to the extraordinarily beautiful female bartender, who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down the bar to the old biker, bends over showing her exceptional breast and says, “Yes? May I help you?”

The ole’ biker leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering, miss, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with a sly, knowing smile and purrs, “Why yes, yes, I sure am.”

The ole’ biker leans even closer and whispers softly into her left ear, “Well, then, wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.”

Hat tip: Coffeepot of Coffepot
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21 Brilliant Opinions:

stevebethere on May 27, 2011 12:50 AM said...

Haha! now i will be thinking of that everytime i have a cheeseburger lolol :-)

Russ on May 27, 2011 3:25 AM said...

You got me. That is definitely not what I was expecting. Very Funny

Sarge Charlie on May 27, 2011 4:12 AM said...

that's a knee slapper........

Traveling Bells on May 27, 2011 6:15 AM said...

Hahaha...good one!

Have a great w/e on the boat. Big hugs, honey...

Ken n Cheryl on May 27, 2011 6:57 AM said...

LOL! There's nothing like a good cheeseburger! =) Have a great weekend Sandee!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) on May 27, 2011 7:09 AM said...

a really good one today!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Grace on May 27, 2011 7:46 AM said...

Guy wasn't interested in an organic burger?

Colleen from Tix-Comix on May 27, 2011 8:20 AM said...

Hah! I love jokes that defy the stereotypes. And I'm not sure I'd eat a cheezeburger from her even if she did wash her hands!

Don E. Chute on May 27, 2011 10:32 AM said...

Come Again(?)......

....I don't think I get it:-( .....Ohhhhh Cheeseburger..., right...

Aloha. Keep er' study this weekend!

Lisa on May 27, 2011 11:16 AM said...

Literally laughing out loud!!! Going to have to share that with our biker friends from our benefit ride!

Have a great weekend!

Mike Golch on May 27, 2011 12:32 PM said...

yep a great one.thanks for sharing it.Big Time Hug!!

WomanHonorThyself on May 27, 2011 1:06 PM said...

wooohooooooo! Have a super weekend my friend!!:)

Ann on May 27, 2011 4:43 PM said...

bwahahahahah. omg, that was just hysterical

dawn on May 27, 2011 5:22 PM said...

omigod... not the ending I was expecting but it was hilarious!

Wade on May 27, 2011 9:23 PM said...

No more bar food for me! Very Funny! Have a great Memorial Day!

MARC CHAMOT on May 29, 2011 12:41 PM said...

Haaaaaahahaha...another one! You've got a great mind for humor...thanks again.

Best, Marc

Zach (Fledgling Blogger) on May 29, 2011 5:51 PM said...

I didn't see that coming! Ha ha ha!
Nice one! :D

Zach (Fledgling Blogger) on May 29, 2011 5:52 PM said...

I didn't see that coming! Ha ha ha!
Nice one Sandee! :D

Tony McGurk on June 02, 2011 1:52 PM said...

I may never eat burgers again

 

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