Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster."There is most certainly a difference," said one. "If the cook suddenly died and we couldn't have our dinner that would be a misfortune -- but certainly not a disaster."
"On the other hand," said the other, "If a cruise ship carrying Congress was to sink in the middle of the ocean, that would be a disaster -- but by no stretch of the imagination would it be a misfortune."
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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Brilliant deduction...as long as WE are not accidently on that same cruise:)
Big hugs from sunny Mayberry, honey...
Poor unfortunate Congressmen!
Have a great day!
Yeah, that could definitely be messy...though, not a HUGE loss. ;)
Ha ha! Some would say it was an act of God :)
Can a ship become a sub if Congress is embarked?
What a waste of a lovely cruise.
Would that mean then that Congress would be 'sleeping with the Lawyers'?
Waitaminutewaitaminute 98.5% of them are Lawyers!
Still a waste of a cruise.
Aloha!
I'm not so sure the second scenario would even be classified as a disaster
Why don't we get your Congress and our the UK Parliment on to a cruise asap and hope it sinks!
Whaddya mean? no cook is a disaster of catastrophic proportions!!!
Politicians drowning on a sunken ship is a blessing
That's hard to argue with (y'all). :)
I could finally log into blogger?!
Big hugs xo
Very witty indeed. :)
I agree with Tony, it would be a blessing.
i'd put 'em on a plane so i wouldn't hurt a cruise ship!
smiles, bee
xoxooxoxox
So how can we lure all the politicians to take a "special" cruise?
I agree with William lol
Bwhahahahaha.
The pictorial story... it so convincingly (eloquently) portrays body-soul relationship
Best wishes from Art of Butterly in Plaster
How so very appropriate!
"Thank God, we don't get all of the government that we pay for." Will Rogers.
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