Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them.Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Missouri, there are only 75 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Texas, there are only 50 nuns living there."
The fourth guy said, "I want to go to Maine. There are only 25 nuns living there."
The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any nuns there!"
Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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hahahaha... saw that one coming a mile away!
Is it Friday yet? Big hugs xo
I must be slow. I didn't see it coming. Very funny.
I did not see that comming,but what a comeback to the rude fools.
Me either, brilliant come back lol
ok, this one REALLY cracked me up!!!!
Haha .. funny but humourous post.. cracked me in laughter :)
LMAO! this one's really good :D :D :D
That is hysterical. What a great come back. Needed that laugh this morning. Up all night worrying about tornadoes. We didn't get any thank heavens. Take care.
Who said nuns aren't funny?
Don't mess with the Mother! :)
Big hugs from sunny nawth jawjah, honey...
Yessireebippy-- Saw that one coming right after Missouri.
Still funny and real. It could habit!
It's almost a waterfull wee-end:-)
Hey Sandee, that was fuuuunneee! :)
I'm still smiling. :)
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Re: Your earlier post, Mrs. Jim and I like St. Thomas too. A nice thing to do there is to take a ferry over to visit St. John Island. We hung out at the Westin Hotel Beach as it was free.
What to do in January? Go to St. John in the Virgin Islands
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I didn't see it, but I like her quick wit. I wish I was gifted with the same.
BTW< I just LOL'd at your Wordless Wednesday post. It wasn't very wordless. But the pic was beautiful.
She out witted them blokes, I guess that's why she's Superior
Yep, those nuns are tough cookies, don't want to mess with them :)
The mother superior hit the nail on the head, she must have been of Irish decent!
Hmmmm living in NY we have lots of nuns and I swear I thought I lived in hell. Now I know different.
Big hugs honey I am still around ;-)
Naughty nuns!
hahaha!! the nuns are so right!!
oh bless her heart!
smiles, bee
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if you'd ever been to Catholic school and had your hands slapped you'd disagree with that statement.
What a great putdown!
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