The Proud Parents

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacy and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?’

At this point, the girl’s father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You shag her again.’

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day
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22 Brilliant Comments:

Ann on 1/22/2011 said...

LOL, nothing like a dad looking out for his daughters best interest :)

Barb on 1/22/2011 said...

hahahhaa! He could adopt me!

Happy Weekend to you and Zane, Sandee! Big hugs :]

Linda on 1/22/2011 said...

Spoken like a proud grandfather - maybe!

Marg on 1/22/2011 said...

Good one Sandee. Thanks for that laugh this morning. I needed that. Hope you have a super week end.

Da Dude on 1/22/2011 said...

Now why would he Father want the old rich guy give his daughter a new rug?

Have a great day!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on 1/22/2011 said...

laughing at da dude! have a great weekend honey!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Lisa on 1/22/2011 said...

Yay I see a comment from the Empress, hope that means she is feeling better.

I'd have to say, I was hoping the father would have said that. There's a lot to be said for taking responsibility. lol.

Odat on 1/22/2011 said...

Funny!
Have a great weekend!!!
Peace

fredamans on 1/22/2011 said...

LOL
Like to meet Mr. Moneybags myself....

Traveling Bells on 1/22/2011 said...

That certainly settled the bill. My oh my!

I'm enjoying that countdown clock. Soon. Real hugs. Cyber ones for now...

London Is Cool on 1/22/2011 said...

Now that is what I call a father with a heart of gold!

I hope you are having a great weekend...

DrillerAA09 on 1/22/2011 said...

I gotta 12 Ga. pump that says she gets it all...NOW!

kat on 1/22/2011 said...

Bwhahahahahahhahaa

thanks for the good laugh Sandee..lol

Lauren on 1/22/2011 said...

Thanks. I needed that. Loved it!

Spicybugz on 1/22/2011 said...

Oh wow, I wasn't expecting that hahaha...thanks for the laugh, it was much needed.

Amazing Gracie on 1/23/2011 said...

"Da Dude" needs an award for him comment! Very funny...

James27 on 2/07/2011 said...

Very funny! lol. Who could resists?! That offer?! :)

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