Two guys were talking at work."I've got a problem," said the first one.
"What is it?"
"My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And I am fresh out of ideas. I mean it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?"
"What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked.
"Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot."
"Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other.
The two guys couldn't come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn't buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday.
When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, "Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren't so thoughtful!"
Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"
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LOL foot in mouth comes to mind :-)
What Steve said! Besides he could have had a win-win if he had bought her a cruise! Silly men!
One month to go! Woohoo! Big hugs :]
Now that was cold. snerx
She might use it on him.
*gigglesnort*
good one.
have a great day!
Enjoyed that one but that guy better be careful.Just saying.
Take care and have a super day
Ha! great comeback!
Cold but funny:)
Have a super day. Big hugs...
yeah, that's right! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo
see you i 30 days!
hahahhahaah! Ungrateful mother-in-law. What a great gift idea.
Hehe....I love a good mother-in-law joke.
Peace
Did you make that one up?
aw shux..lol
Have heard that one before. An oldie but a goodie.
Ha ha! From bad to worse!
Now that was funny!
That is the sort of thing I would have loved to have enjoyed saying to my ex-mother in law. A classic...
My M.I.L. was not amused when I said it.
LOL
Hugs,
Steve
not being a mother in law yet I find that highly amusing.
Cute joke
Your blog is first spot I went to when I logged on.
Always a good choice because I needed a laugh : )
HA! Quick thinking :)
LOL!! Now that man wouldn't need to buy her anything anymore for her birthday.
Whew, good quick thinking. I envy folks who are so quick witted. My brother is one.
TGIF!
TGIF!!!!!!
ahahahahhahahaha...funny..i wonder if the SIL is using it right now hahahahah
HA! I liked it.
HMMM..my MIL's birthday is next week and I am thinking of sending her this joke today just so she knows I am not forgetting. But, I am a little concerned about the results. Hopefully she can take a joke, ha ha!
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