America's Quiet Anger

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There is a quiet anger boiling in America.

It is the anger of millions of hard-working citizens who pay their bills, send in their income taxes, maintain their homes and repay their mortgage loans -- and see their government reward those who do not.

It is the anger of small town and Middle American folks who have never been to Manhattan, who put their savings in a community bank and borrow from a local credit union, who watch Washington lawmakers and presidents of both parties hand billions in taxpayer bailouts to the reckless Wall Street titans who brought down the economy in 2008.

It is the fury of the voiceless, the powerless, the ordinary nobodies of Flyover Country who are ridiculed, preached to, satirized and insulted by the Celebrity Loudmouths of the two Left Coasts, the Jon Stewarts and Keith Olbermanns, the Paul Krugmans and their ilk.

It is the salted wound of the millions who see that ruling Democrats in Congress are not listening to them but are willfully ignoring public opinion and the verdict of recent elections in passing a huge new health care entitlement when the existing entitlements of Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid are already going broke.

It is the frustrating helplessness of citizens who revere the Founding Fathers and the genius of the Constitution that they wrote, who actually believe the words of the Constitution mean what they say, not more and not less. They who watch politicians and the courts stretch and bend that Constitution -- finding "rights" not enumerated, powers never granted, meanings unimagined -- believe that their country is being redefined without their consent.

Most of the angry are not out marching in the streets, waving signs or shouting into bullhorns. And they are not smashing windows or phoning death threats to politicians. They are simply waking up angry in the morning, and going to bed angry at night. And their resentment is multiplied by the media's efforts to portray them all as dangerous, crazy people, and by the effort of certain Democrats to tar them with brush of violent intent.

They are embittered, too, by the rhetoric of a triumphant president who turns on its head Winston Churchill's heroic attitude promising defiance in defeat but magnanimity in victory. For a president of a deeply divided country, defiance in victory is not an endearing posture. It has all the persuasive charm of a Chad Ochocinco victory dance in the end zone of the opponent's stadium.

These quietly angry people gather in their churches while their religions are called divisive and their beliefs are labeled as bigotry, and they pray for a better day. They talk among themselves in their Main Street cafes, at the Rotary club or at their kids' softball games, seeking others who understand their frustration and will not respond with arrogant dismissal.

They are tired of being told they are too stupid to understand the country's complex problems, too rooted in the past to find solutions, too selfish to share what they have worked for with everyone else who wants it.

They are not reaching for guns or for pitchforks. They are holding their anger within, waiting for their time, watching those in power over-reach and over-indulge.

Their wound is deep, and it will not be salved by more presidential speeches, Congressional hand-outs, or promises of wonderful things to come. They no longer believe any of that. Their quiet rage abides, waiting till it can be expressed in that silent place behind the curtain where the ballot lists the names that they have now committed to an angry memory.

Entrecard vs Boating

I've been in the number one spot off and on for quite some time now in Entrecard. It's been fun getting there and trying to stay there. I've had lots of time over the winter months to devote my time is seeing how well I could do.

Well, the weather is warming up here and the boat is calling. Not just going up and staying in the slip, but moving the boat out of the shed and going somewhere. As you read this we will be at our island with several other boating friends for the weekend. The island is dark so there's no Internet.

As the weeks progress I will be spending less and less time on Entrecard dropping and more and more time boating. I love this time of year and am looking forward to another great season on the water. So...Entrecard I'll pay lots of attention to you after the boating season ends sometime in November. When it comes to what is more important the boat will always win hands down.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Father Joseph

Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants pocket.

Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young boy.

Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the "Staff of Life" in one hand."

"Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in the other!"

The Water Hole

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

Glenn & Lucinda

Spring was in the air and Glenn wanted nothing better than find a big log of wood to chop down and get the load of wood ready to get the still running. The maple sap is being rendered down and almost ready for distilling. timing is critical for this step, because once the weather gets warmer he has to complete his primary, secret mission to get all that moonshine to the farmer's market.

Oh, How Glenn longed for the old days! Back then a bootlegger had high speed chases with the law chasing after him. Good times. Nowadays, he just drove his golf cart slower than he used to be able to because the darn battery in the golf cart kept giving out. So guess I had better read that issue of hot rod magazine that's been sitting on the desk. It has a great article on souping up your wheels. Lucinda was due to return from her winter vacation in the tropics and Glenn was not going to be unprepared like last year.

This year Lucinda would be thirsty for life and for Glenn but Glenn was fearful that Lucinda was also expecting his baby and she would like him to be more responsible. But was Lucinda even sure it was Glenn's baby, seeds of doubt were planted in her mind from one night of drunken passion with Glenn's best friend, the only thing she could do was take a trip to New Orleans to have a talk with Glenn's friend Don who knows a Voodoo Princess.

Glenn drove into town and wanted to surprise Don. He stopped by Don's place and climbed up the 14 flights of stairs to Don's door and as usual barged in, never knocking. As the door swung open there was Don, dressed up like a little school girl bent over the arm of the couch and a large black women all dressed in red with a large buggy whip and a lit candle, she was chanting and looked as though she was in a trance as Don was clearly squirming with delight.

Glenn couldn't believe his eyes but to make matters worse he glimpsed over to the kitchen table and there lying sprawled over the top was an obscenely large turkey. Bigger than the one in the 1951 Christmas Carol, ready to be stuffed for Thanksgiving Dinner. It was at that moment the closet door swung open and there was Lucinda. What was she doing here?

Glenn woke up in a sweat and realized that all of this had just been a dream. Or had it? He vowed to not eat spicy food and drink moonshine just before bedtime anymore. Now he's wondering if Lucinda is pregnant, and if Don is as good a friend as he claims to be. He decides not to dwell on all this negativity and makes his way to the kitchen for a swig of moonshine.

Contributing authors (In order of appearance):

Fetus of Lakbay Philippines
Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
Jack K. of One Man's View from Lansing, KS
Barb of WillThink4Wine
Marg of Margs Pets

Ann of Ann's Snap Edit & Scrap
Lois of Lowdown from Lois
Sandy B of Traveling Bells
Rajagopalan of Just Out
Karen of Blazing Minds

Buggys of Cute As A Buggy
Glenn of Man Over Board
Anonymous of Can't See Sheep

A great big THANK YOU to everyone that contributed to Glenn & Lucinda (Story Game). Instead of the usual cake we had moonshine instead. You are all awesome!

The Story Game

It's time to play The Story Game again. Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. In a few days I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors". You can play as many times as you want. Thanks for playing along and have a great day.

Here's the beginning of our new story: Spring was in the air and Glenn wanted nothing better than...

Women's Porn

Hat tip: Roger of Roger Dman for sending me this. I laughed myself silly. Go ahead watch it ladies so you can laugh too.

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...
  • ate the cookies,
  • drank the milk,
  • sh*t on the paper,
  • screwed the other three cats,
  • claimed he injured his back while doing so,
  • filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
  • put in for Workers Compensation, and
  • went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
Hat tip: Duffy L.

Awww...Mondays #56

The Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are at the boat for the weekend (what else is new). Now play nice okay, and have a terrific weekend.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.

First comment: Rock and Roll or Country and Western?

Mom 2.0

I saw this inspirational video posted by Matty of Matty Thoughts.

If you are a mom, a dad, or a caregiver to a child, it has a powerful message, and it will only take just under three minutes of your time.

2010 Census

The rumor mill is churning with different questions that the census questionnaire will ask. In some corners of the www it was downright frightening what the questions might be.

Well, I decided to find out for myself if any of those questions were true. You'll find all the information you need @ United States Census 2010. I'm not a fan of our government so outside of the phone number part, I might not have too much trouble with these questions.

1. How many people were living or staying in this house, apartment or mobile home on April 1, 2010?

Explanation: The Census Bureau asks this question to get an accurate count of the number of people in each household in the United States on a specific date. April 1 is officially Census Day.

2. Were there any additional people staying here April 1, 2010, that you did not include in Question 1?

Explanation: This question helps the census identify people not included by the person answering Question 1 because someone in the household may not be considered a “permanent” member. For this reason, respondents sometimes fail to identify children, relatives such as in-laws or non-relatives like roommates or nannies and other temporary residents. This “double check” helps the census ensure response accuracy and completeness.

3. Is this house, apartment, or mobile home: owned by you or someone in this household with a mortgage, owned by you or someone in this household free and clear, rented or occupied without payment of rent?

Explanation: The census started asking this question in 1890 as a measure of the economic success of communities. In a sense, it indicates the “American Dream.” Both government and private sector agencies use statistics generated from this question to help determine the quality and nature of housing markets in communities.

4. What is your telephone number?

Explanation: The census asks for telephone numbers in case it needs to contact a respondent when a response is unclear or incomplete. The Census Bureau may call a household to clarify something from the original answers. It should be emphasized, however, that no one from the bureau will call to ask for information that is not covered on the census form.

5. What is the person’s name?

Explanation: The census needs the name of each person in the household to help ensure that all residents are included. In keeping with the Census Bureau’s commitment to confidentiality, however, names and other individual information collected is not made available to anyone for any reason until 72 years after the census.

6. What is the person’s sex?

Explanation: The census has asked the sex or gender of each person since 1790. Government agencies use statistical summaries of data from this question to distribute money for community programs serving the needs of women and men. The statistics also help ensure that public and private institutions follow nondiscrimination laws. Economists, business analysts and academics use the information to analyze social and community trends.

7. What is the person’s age and date of birth?

Explanation: The census started asking this question in 1800. Statistical summaries from the question are used to fund community services for children, working-age adults and senior citizens. The data helps to ensure equal employment and other opportunities related to age groups. The numbers from the age question are essential to forecast and plan into the future for schools, medical facilities, Social Security, retirement and other age-related community needs.

8. Is the person of Hispanic, Latino or Spanish origin?

Explanation: The census has asked this question since 1970 to monitor compliance with nondiscrimination provisions in the Civil Rights Act and to ensure that bilingual voting requirements mandated under the Voting Rights Act are in place. State and local community agencies also use statistical results from the question to help implement bilingual programs and services. Private agencies and businesses use these numbers to serve Hispanic residents better.

9. What is the person’s race?

Explanation: The census has asked respondents to self-identify by race since 1970. Respondents may identify combinations of two or more races. Statistical summaries of the answers are used to ensure political representation of all races in accordance with the Voting Rights Act, and agencies use the numbers to ensure compliance with equal opportunity provisions under the Civil Rights Act.

10. Does the person sometimes live or stay somewhere else?

Explanation: This question helps ensure the accuracy and completeness of the census. It is especially useful to census workers trying to avoid over-counting (counting an individual more than once), while striving to include every person in the count.

Thank You

I just want to thank all of my wonderful friends for your educational e-mails over the years. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking ones nose (although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot).

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time..

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers..

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains and clear clogged drains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. In fact, I no longer use a microwave!

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face.. disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan ..

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the brown recluse and my hand will fall off.

I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because water splashes over 6 ft.. out of the commode.

Oh, by the way...

A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Stolen from: Tisha of CrAzY Working Mom

God Bless Our Troops

Overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.
The conversation went like this...

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft, you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace, we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

Iranian Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)

God bless our troops.

The Trucker

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.

The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.

The trucker replies, I'm not horny... I'm homesick.

Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun

The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters. They positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day, the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested that the man date the other girls, so the man went out with the second girl.

The next day the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away.

Months later, the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was horrified- the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her!"

Stolen from: Bing of Sheepish Thoughts

Tater People


Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".


Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".


Some people are very bossy and like to tell others
what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".


Some people are always looking to cause problems by
asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or
too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".


There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".


Some people can put up a front and pretend
to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters".


Then there are those who love others and do what they
say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever
they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters".

Hat tip: Dr. Linda B.
 

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