Monday, November 29, 2010

A Cardiologist's Funeral


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him.

He said, "I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The priest fainted.

Stolen from: Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me

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32 Brilliant Opinions:

Matty on November 29, 2010 1:41 AM said...

LMAO....I can't wait to tell my wife this one.

Ann on November 29, 2010 2:37 AM said...

Hmm, I'm a baker so does that mean I'll be sealed in a cookie or a cake for all eternity....lol

Shinade on November 29, 2010 3:24 AM said...

Oh my goodness...lol!!
Have a great day Sandee,
big hugs,
Jackie:-)

Tony on November 29, 2010 4:01 AM said...

Ha Ha!!! "You're a bad gynaecologist now go to your womb"

"Lois Grebowski" on November 29, 2010 4:11 AM said...

LOL @ Tony....

Now the GYN pall would be quite interesting!

Barb on November 29, 2010 4:30 AM said...

OK. The GYN I get... somebody explain the priest fainting to the dummy.

Big hugs :]

DrillerAA09 on November 29, 2010 4:51 AM said...

I feel sorry for a proctologist. Just sayin'.

Marg on November 29, 2010 6:35 AM said...

LOL, that really is a good one and the comments are hysterical too.Bet that got everyone thinking about their own demise. Have a great week Sandee and family.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on November 29, 2010 6:46 AM said...

i was thinking about the proctologist too, poor guy! this is really funny!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Finding Pam on November 29, 2010 6:53 AM said...

I don't know which is funnier the post or the comments. Tee hee he!

Da Dude on November 29, 2010 7:01 AM said...

Actually, I was thinking about a proctologist.

Mike Golch on November 29, 2010 10:06 AM said...

Sandee,thank you for the laugh.

TorAa on November 29, 2010 10:18 AM said...

Good then he was not an endoscopist

Wade on November 29, 2010 10:42 AM said...

Another great start for the week. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great one!

SilverNeurotic on November 29, 2010 10:46 AM said...

Note to self-consider cremation.

Spicybugz on November 29, 2010 1:23 PM said...

LOL That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh ;)

Traveling Bells on November 29, 2010 2:10 PM said...

How funny! Glad there was no coffee in my mouth!

Big hugs, honey...

ManOverBoard.com on November 29, 2010 3:09 PM said...

Totally got me, I can picture the gynos funeral now,, lol.


Big Hug :-)

Lauren on November 29, 2010 3:47 PM said...

LOL! Loved it Sandee. I'll have to start planning my funeral now. It will involve a giant file drawer opening with hundreds of misfiled folders.

kat on November 29, 2010 5:54 PM said...

bwahahaaha...i can't type..i keep on laughing haahaha..

Have a great day Sandee

Willy on November 29, 2010 7:49 PM said...

That could easily be "You might be a redneck if you get buried in a *&#$$$$

10-4 Willy

Willy on November 29, 2010 8:12 PM said...

All the Sooners would hear is a boom as Mallet and the Hogs fly by at the speed of light. Just Sayin.

10-4 Willy

Linda on November 29, 2010 9:09 PM said...

I'm not sure that's a funeral I'd want to be attending!

EastCoastLife on November 29, 2010 9:47 PM said...

hahahaha.... that is one funeral I have to see! I'm going to suggest this to my gynaecologist friend. :P

ceemee on November 29, 2010 11:01 PM said...

LOL! Don't wanna imagine that.

Lilysgramma on November 30, 2010 9:07 AM said...

LOL!!! I just spit diet coke out my nose! Thanks for the morning giggle!

Jess Quijano on December 01, 2010 5:29 PM said...

Oh dear...that would mean I'd be inserted unto the ballot box then!! Am an election officer. All the politicians in my place would love to attend!!

 

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