“How come you’re late?” asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar.“It was awful,” she explained. “I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course.”
“Wow! What did you do?” asked the bartender.
“I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!”
Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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wow, lucky she was there
and lucky she was blonde too! otherwise it wouldn't be funny! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
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LOL--funny! Have a great day.
It's always good to be prepared! LOL!
Hope your Thanksgiving was wonderful, Sandee! Big hugs :]
LOL...I can relate...especially to the blond part!!
Big hugs,
Jackie:-)
Too funny. Good one. Hope you have a really good day recovering from yesterday. LOL.
Well, the medics didn't need TWO patients, ppl!
Big Friday hugs, honey...
LOL!
What would we do without blonde waitresses. Life would not be so funny. I'm grateful for them, bless their hearts.
Hey, it was good thinking - at least the EMTS could then take care of the real accident victim...
So who is the victim here? The Blond, the accident victim or us.
10-4 Willy
What a dipshit. Too funny.
Ha ha! Sounds like something I'd do :))
I know, second comment, but just wanted to thank you for leaving comments over at the Wild cat woods. You are good person.
LOL I would probably have to do the same thing
Of course it had to be a blonde. What do you think of that Sandee, my blonde cutie, lol Have a wonderful weekend in Cally :-)
Sounds like a plan to me.
Truth be told, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I'd be doing, too! There's a good reason I dispatch ambulances and don't work on them as part of the crew!
LOL I'll have to remember that one.
Your blog is making me snort ...tea people tea..that's all I can afford ;)
LOL...
May it's planed to u?
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