Saturday, October 30, 2010

Pigs...

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."


The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, sir."

Hat tip: Dr. Vern B.

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15 Brilliant Opinions:

Matty on October 30, 2010 2:20 AM said...

Another great one, that made me laugh out loud.

Barb on October 30, 2010 3:06 AM said...

Excellent trade, indeed! I really needed that this morning, too.

Big hugs :]

Ann on October 30, 2010 3:09 AM said...

That was a good trade. I wonder what you could get for Obama? :)

who wouda thunk it?? on October 30, 2010 4:22 AM said...

Sandee, did you get my email, and si you visit Dadgonemad??

And Miles To Go... on October 30, 2010 4:50 AM said...

LOL--Have a beautiful Saturday.

Greg on October 30, 2010 5:04 AM said...

Funny! Another good one!

Marg on October 30, 2010 5:26 AM said...

Thanks for the big smile this morning. That was really funny and what a good idea. LOL.
Take care and watch out for those ghosts. Do they have fish ghosts??

Willy on October 30, 2010 5:27 AM said...

Willy snapped to attention and saluted and said - Willy Agrees sir- can we get another trade for you sir.

10-4 Willy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on October 30, 2010 5:37 AM said...

well THAT made me laugh OUT LOUD this morning. thanks so much honey...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Sarge Charlie on October 30, 2010 6:16 AM said...

you made me laugh, my kind of humor.

Ferd on October 30, 2010 6:25 AM said...

Yep, Gail and I literally LOL'd, too!
Funny!!!
:D

Traveling Bells on October 30, 2010 8:14 AM said...

If only we could be so lucky! Really good one.

Have a fab Saturday! Big hugs, honey...

EastCoastLife on October 30, 2010 11:08 AM said...

haha.... this is so funny. Thanks for the laughter. :)

Lisa on November 02, 2010 8:21 AM said...

How timely and appropriate.

 

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