* Just accept that, some days, you're the pigeon: and, some days, you're the statue.* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be "recalled" by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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What does the first mouse get?
I've been the statue many more times than I've been the pigeon. Just saying.
Big hugs, Sandee! :]
I think the first mouse is just the "rebound mouse" for lack of a better word. Ya know, like in a new relationship after an old one. The first mouse is just a teeser.
Great ones, Sandee.
Nice quotes. Remembering all of 'em! :)
True, true, true! This list should be a daily read.
Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...
Aphorisms are so true! I loved them all. Have a great weekend.
Big hugs back to you.
I'm really feeling like the statue today thanks for reminding me LOL
I'm really feeling like the statue today thanks for reminding me LOL
I'm really feeling like the statue today thanks for reminding me LOL
Been there with no legs... thanks for reminding me I need to be more observant... LOL!
Have a great weekend! HUgs!
Love the one'some mistakes are much fun to make only once'. But those are all good. I will have to try to remember most of them. Makes you think a little bit anyway.
Have a fantastic week end.
"Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late." Those are words that I could most definitely live by!
And that whole statue and pigeon thing ... yep!
What does the first mouse get?
Big hugs, Sandee.......
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
Thanks! I'll remember that :D
today i feel like the pigeon!
smiles, bee
xoxoxooxoxox
I think I've been in the wrong lane on more than one occasion :)
Nice list. Duke says to tell you hi
Just for the record...the first mouse gets the trap. SNAP!!
If you can't baffle 'em with your brain, then dazzle 'em with your footwork.
You know it all, whatever situation.
I did an unforgivable mistake this Friday evening - I was trapped - very easily.
Women are smart - - -
btw. Still like your blog... LOL
This is so getting swiped!
Aphorisms .... ? I just learned a new term! Thanks!
ahem. Mommanator is stuffing the comment box.
That is MY job.
hee hee heeeeee!
xoxooxoxoxox
Have a great weekend!
Big hugs,
Lydia
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