The golf pro asked her where she got stung and she replied, "Somewhere between the first and second hole."
The golf pro just stared blankly at the woman and she became a little irritated.
Finally she asked, "Haven't you got something to say about it?"
He replied, "Well, I'd say that your stance is too wide."
Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r