- Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
- Wrinkles don't hurt.
- Families are like fudge -- mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
- Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Author: Sandee | Posted on: 00:10 | Filed Under: Ironic Humor