Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!
Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun
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Pmsl everytime i go in a DIY shop i will laugh if i spot a faucet now :-)
Have a nice Sunday
Gee, I've never gotten any offers like that when I've gone to Home Depot. :)
Wow, they're extry accommodating at Mary's store. bwahahahaha!
One more sleep before I go home to my kitties and my own bed! Big hugs, Sandee :)
Bwahahahahaha!
ROTFLMAO.
And, it was funny, too.
must have been one purdy lady! LOL
That was a good one now. Fell off my chair laughing. Going to go try those faucets at Home Depot tomorrow.
Have a great day.
Send her to Lowe's. I don't think that they have $500.00 faucets.
There is usually 4 screws to a hinge(?).
Jus sayin'
PLU!
now that's funny, i don't care who you are
that was a knee slapper honey!
smiles, bee
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Now that's service... bwahahahahahhahahahaa!
I think that's already an extra service! LOL
If Mary looked half as good as a gold plated faucet, I'd do her!
LMAO!!! this cracked me up. sounds fair to me... bwahahaha!!! thanks for the laugh, sandee =)
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LMAO Good one!
Good one! I have a few awards on my GCRS site,with your name on them,so come and get 'em!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I like it!
Now I can't stop reading the other entries!
Monday again here and to start it, Laugh here at Sandee's!
As my pop-pop would say, I'm not cheap, I'm poor!
She's just saving her nickels! Hahaha.
Oh Myyyyy,,
She had her priorities! How funny...
Sending more hugs...
LMAO! I love your blog!! it makes me keep coming back for more, course don't want the faucet though!
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