Friday, August 27, 2010

The Beggar

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50.

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor. “First you give me $10 every day, then $7.50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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25 Brilliant Opinions:

Stevebethere on August 27, 2010 1:04 AM said...

Haha! funny, i will have to remember that one.

Have a great weekend:-)

And Miles To Go... on August 27, 2010 4:04 AM said...

LOL--That will be me in 15 years. I have 5 to put through college.

Barb on August 27, 2010 4:50 AM said...

It's hard to argue with logic like that! :-D

Big hugs, Sandee! :)

Rajagopalan on August 27, 2010 5:40 AM said...

hahaha...smart beggar!
have a great day!

Marg on August 27, 2010 5:46 AM said...

Sign of the economical times. Even the beggars are suffering.
Hope you have a super week end.

jennifer on August 27, 2010 6:10 AM said...

Boy does THAT sound familiar.

mommanator on August 27, 2010 7:54 AM said...

what a sad tale, however he still is getting something

mommanator on August 27, 2010 7:55 AM said...

what a sad tale, however he still is getting something

Grace on August 27, 2010 8:00 AM said...

i was expecting a different punch line - like the beggar took the money and invested it and became rich and did something nice for the man..but then that wouldn't have been funny - then again the beggar's greed isn't amusing either

Babs-beetle on August 27, 2010 8:29 AM said...

Oh boy. They're never grateful :)

Matty on August 27, 2010 9:15 AM said...

Yep, not the punch line I was expecting. But funny nonetheless.

Greg on August 27, 2010 9:29 AM said...

Beggars can't be choosers..

DrillerAA09 on August 27, 2010 11:21 AM said...

I don't suppose getting a real job is an option. Must be a Democrat. Just sayin'

Silly Willy and Fluffy on August 27, 2010 11:35 AM said...

Sandee, you make us laugh! Have you ever dressed in clown?
You are G R E A T!

Silly Willy & Fluffy

Small Town Mommy on August 27, 2010 12:16 PM said...

Perfect example of greediness and it provides a laugh too.

Ann on August 27, 2010 2:59 PM said...

That beggar must have been hanging out on the rich side of town. I don't know anyone who could give even the $5 every single day...lol

dianecasmetamorphoses on August 27, 2010 4:06 PM said...

Yeah really, I have to admit I don't usually give the big bills to beggers...

Linda on August 27, 2010 4:31 PM said...

Talk about ingratitude! Oh wait, maybe it's that whole overblown sense of entitlement that so many seem to have these days!

Have a great weekend, Sandee! I'll be sure to give Barb a big hug for you!

Lydia @ On The Verge on August 27, 2010 6:54 PM said...

Good one! I hope you have a great weekend!

Big hugs,
Lydia

Don E. Chute on August 28, 2010 10:34 AM said...

A very poignant comment---

Truth hurts!

PLU!

Rhonda (Pukeko) on August 28, 2010 4:59 PM said...

LOL - This is just too true!

kat on August 28, 2010 7:20 PM said...

hahahahaha....well, he just want to survive hahaha

Traveling Bells on August 31, 2010 8:23 PM said...

Boy did Driller nail that one!

Big hugs, honey...

 

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