Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Oh No! He would be so dead at my house hahaha!
stupid man...
hope you get on the boat honey! and have wonderful smooth seas and sunny warm days.
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxo
It's amazing he lived through it. Stupid stupid man...lol
Sometimes, the truth hurts...for both parties.
And he wouldn't be able to TOUCH that butt either! Idiot.
Havin' fun in the sun I hope. Use sunscreen. Big hugs, honey...
Stupid, stupid man. And no doubt a man now living in celibacy. hahahaha!
Happy boating! Big hugs xo
That woman is a saint!
hahaha... nice weekend joke! have a great weekend!
Only men who can run EXTREMELY fast and for indefinite periods of time should ever attempt this at home.
Oh my that poor man is in big trouble but it sure did make me laugh. Too funny. Good one.
Have a very fine day.
lovely joke sandee.......and
dat man is a fighter....
Haaha! God, I wish I would have thought of that!!!
oh, fun!
Hi Sandee. thanks so much for your support. As for the joke, its an Oldie but a goodie. The first time I heard it I kicked the slat's out of my cradle. Keep up the good work.
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That's great. I'd never heard that joke before, but it's a good one.
He's got a terrific sense of humor.
I am happy, that you are still with him and helping him through his bad time in life. This is what
Marriage is all about.
I must be tired, I never saw that one coming and I bet he didn't either!
Hope you're having a great weekend, Sandee!
I really pity that fool of a man :P
Make sure it's a tiny straw! :D
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I had to laugh you gotta admit it was funny, i was actually falling for it and read on for the results.
Does he have any tips on a reduction my moobs seem to be growing as i get older.
LMAO....at a distance ;-)
Ha ha ha ha! Great one!
Lol, funny enough, that sounds like something my b.f. would suggest, him and his weird tactics.
Funny nonetheless. Have a great memorial day weekend!
bwahahaha!!! he is lucky he doesn't live in my house. i would have buried him alive. stupid man indeed! LMAO!!!
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