A priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand but, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie
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LMAO :)
@Sarge - Get well soon :)
lol.....cool sandee.....
That is a good one. Hope Sarge gets well soon and the wife takes a minute off.
Have a great week end Sandee. Are we boating this week end??
I hope Sarge has a flag hospital gown. It's Memorial Day, after all!
You and your hubby will no doubt be out on the boat. Have a lovely weekend! Big hugs xo
That was funny! I hope Sarge is doing well.
Have a Happy Memorial Day. It is a tougn holiday here as we have had several services for local soldiers that died from IEDs.
i can't stop laughing here sandee...LMAO!
have a great weekend with hubby :)
What do ya know? All this time I thought I was lacking in knowledge of the bible when all along I was living by the word! Hallelujah! Can I get an amen!?
that a nice one! have a great weekend!
See, it pays to read the Bible!
Big hugs 'n love to you, Sarge and Bee for sure...have a smooth w/e...
Cute - and best wishes for a fast recovery to Sarge and Bee...
And Sandee, you have a great weekend...
bwahahahahaha, that sounds like a Sarge joke... love it!
Have fun! I'm assuming you are on the water...
Ooh, that is a good one. Sarge has got the best sense of humor.
Have a great weekend!
Best wishes to Sarge!
Big Hugs!
Lydia
lol - too true!
Have a great weekend :)
lol guess he should have paid closer attention in his studies.
Enjoy your holiday weekend on the water ;-) and all our prayers go out to Sarge for a speedy recovery,
Hehehe! have a great weekend and our best wishes for a quick recovery to the Sarge!
Most definitely one from Sarge's repertoire!
Have a lovely Memorial Day weekend and enjoy your time I'm the boat; I'll be sending prayers down to Sarge and Bee that he gets to go home on Monday and that he finally gets some well-deserved rest from all of these ordeals!
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