One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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Bwahahahaha!
Oh my, too cute. And I am sure that child is so right. LOL
I know that's right! bwahahahaha!
Big hugs xo
oh no! my dad once told me about getting water like that and a rattle snake was there. he backed away ever so slowly and got away. i wonder???
smiles, bee
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Tee hee!
:-D)
I got my new modem... ysy!
Hi Sandee. Fluffy and I are here in Florida. We go swimming in the lakes and rivers all the time. We never have any problems.
We guess alligators think clowns
tastes funny!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Teeeeheeeee!
hahahahaha...
have a great day!
Reminds me of W.C. Fields and his reason for not drinking water...
Ha ha! That took a second :)
Leave it to Johnny... LOL!
Thanks for making me laugh today.
Big Hugs back to you,
Pam
Hehehehe...kid ain't stupid!
Smart kid! That would sure be my reaction.
LOL time to find a new water hole
Another very funny post. Thanks you for all the laughs.
bwahahahaha someone above said it right on the head WC Fields would be proud !!!
OPPS BIG ASSED HUG for you :-) xo
its so funny
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