Sunday, January 31, 2010

Post Turtle

While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Aussie farmer, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Prime Minister Kevin Rudd and his role as our Prime Minister.

The old farmer said, 'Well, you know, in my opinion, Rudd is a 'post turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb bugger put him up there to begin with.

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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23 Brilliant Opinions:

plainolebob on January 31, 2010 4:40 AM said...

Sandee, I rekon, most of them ole bpys in d.c. could be put in this category as well.
big hugs

Crazy Working Mom on January 31, 2010 5:06 AM said...

Tee hee hee...that's a good 'un. :)

Have a great Sunday, my friend!

Marg on January 31, 2010 5:21 AM said...

That is a great saying. Going to have to remember that one. Poor turtle. Hope someone helped him down. LOL

Vodka Mom on January 31, 2010 5:24 AM said...

that was GREAT!!! I am using that.

Rocks on January 31, 2010 5:59 AM said...

uh oh :) there's one here also..a big post turtle!!!

Rajagopalan on January 31, 2010 6:12 AM said...

caustic comment on politicians and the guys who elected these jokers! I like it!

barb on January 31, 2010 6:19 AM said...

We Americans have more than our fair share of post turtles!

Happy Sunday, Sandee! Big hugs xo

Don on January 31, 2010 6:32 AM said...

Our president is a "post turtle?" Never looked at him quite that way before. Nah, that's tooooo civil.

"Lois Grebowski" on January 31, 2010 6:57 AM said...

We have lots of post turtles here in the US!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on January 31, 2010 7:59 AM said...

oh! i love that! i know one too! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxooxoxox

SilverNeurotic on January 31, 2010 9:08 AM said...

Hehe, I'll have to tell that joke to a few of my Aussie friends.

http://thequarterlifecrisisblog.blogspot.com/

Sandy B on January 31, 2010 10:08 AM said...

Hmmm, I certainly know a whole bunch of post turtles, and most of them are in DC!

Big Sunday hugs...

RennyBA on January 31, 2010 11:48 AM said...

Politics is not my strongest side either :lol:

Mountain Woman on January 31, 2010 1:24 PM said...

Now I know what it's called. Post turtle. I'm going to remember that one and pass it on.

Jeff B on January 31, 2010 3:12 PM said...

This transcends party lines and continents alike.

k on January 31, 2010 4:16 PM said...

great caption Sandee...that is what exactly happened to our country now..they run to senate, congress but actually they dont know what to do on their table..On May this year is our Presidential election including senators and congress election. i just hope that they are not going to be like "post turtle"

Have a nice day Sandee

mommanator on January 31, 2010 6:43 PM said...

thats one ya just have to sit and ponder, oops they will call me a post turtle

jennifer on January 31, 2010 8:24 PM said...

There seems to be an epidemic of post turtles!

Life With Dogs on January 31, 2010 9:18 PM said...

A clever one, and new to me!

Linda on February 01, 2010 9:41 AM said...

I'm thinking we have more then a few of these post turtles in DC!

storyteller on February 01, 2010 10:53 AM said...

Oh my ... who would DO such a thing to a turtle??? Clever story ...
Hugs and blessings,

Speedcat Hollydale on February 02, 2010 8:25 PM said...

@storyteller ... I know! I want to go rescue the poor turtle.

I think there have been a few times in my own life where I felt the same as that post turtle. At least he has a shell ;-)

DrillerAA09 on February 03, 2010 5:00 AM said...

Virtually every politician I know fits this description.

 

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