Saturday, January 30, 2010

Perfect Shopping Day

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'

Hat tip: Jeni of Down River Drivel
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24 Brilliant Opinions:

plainolebob on January 30, 2010 5:33 AM said...

Sandee,
LOL, it reminds of that old saying
If the shoe fits wear it.
BIG HUGS

Marg on January 30, 2010 6:01 AM said...

That is pretty funny. Glad she got some good deals. LOL

Rajagopalan on January 30, 2010 6:11 AM said...

The doctor is too cruel! Have a nice day!

k on January 30, 2010 6:12 AM said...

HAHAHAHA...well, that's life...lol

Gracie on January 30, 2010 6:34 AM said...

Hahahahaha! Mom is the only lady she knows that truly HATES shopping!

Happy weekend, Sandee!

Don on January 30, 2010 7:23 AM said...

Well...!!! What did she get!

"Lois Grebowski" on January 30, 2010 7:59 AM said...

Oh my gosh... that's too funny!!!! Love it! Bwahahaha!

Jen on January 30, 2010 8:15 AM said...

This is one of the best so far!

Grace on January 30, 2010 8:30 AM said...

OMG - I just burst out laughing. Oh that is so good. Totally love. My biggest laugh of the day

Grace on January 30, 2010 8:37 AM said...

P.S. Hope you don't mind but I tweeted this - everyone needs to laugh.

Jim on January 30, 2010 9:19 AM said...

Sandee, this is better than a golfing joke!
Of course it's a chick quick but it can still be funny.
..

Spicybugz on January 30, 2010 10:04 AM said...

LOL this made my morning. Thanks for the smile. Wonder if there are any sales today, I feel like shopping.

K on January 30, 2010 10:46 AM said...

Oh my. I didn't see that ending coming.

Buggys on January 30, 2010 11:08 AM said...

I wondered where that was going....then rofl!

DianeCA on January 30, 2010 2:28 PM said...

Well glad it all ended well LOL!

Jack K. on January 30, 2010 2:52 PM said...

Women can be so cruel to each other.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

RennyBA on January 30, 2010 3:11 PM said...

I know; Women & shopping - always a dangerous mix :lol:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on January 30, 2010 3:45 PM said...

you got me with that one! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxooxoxxo

Sherry at EX Marks the Spot on January 30, 2010 3:55 PM said...

Oh, that's horrible -- and hilarious!!!! Years ago, Mom said she dreamed one night that Dad died; she told someone (coroner, funeral home?) to just put him in a drawer until she could get her hair done!

Sandy B on January 30, 2010 4:55 PM said...

That gal sure had her priorities! Probably bought one in every color:)

Big hugs, honey...

Skunkfeathers on January 30, 2010 5:19 PM said...

Bwhahahaha...maybe she found a 50% off special at Caskets R Us...she was, as you said, onna roll...

Crazy Working Mom on January 30, 2010 8:12 PM said...

Hey, a bargain's a bargain, right?! *LOL*

Hale McKay on January 30, 2010 8:32 PM said...

LOL! I wasn't expecting that ending...

Mountain Woman on January 31, 2010 1:18 PM said...

Wasn't expecting the end on this one but what woman can resist a bargain and a wonderful piece of cake.

 

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