My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!""The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs."
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Yea, uncensored truths always comes from children :-)
Bwahahahahahhahaha.... well, he probably told the truth...LOL!
Have a great day!
Hmm, I would have had to say McDonald's and Camping if they asked me what my Grandpa liked. Haha.
Oh and tractors, and cars, and working in the garage, spending time with family, Dunkin Donuts, and old westerns.
This was a good one!
Well Art Linkletter said it best "Kids say the darndest thing"
Drink enough Jack and boob size won't matter. In fact, drink enough Jack and boobs won't matter p-e-r-i-o-d! At least that's the way I do it. Get's me over the hump so to speak.
That would describe most of the men in the mall, eh?
Ours would say 'bulldozers!' Kids say the darndest things. Thanks for the smiles. Big hugs...
LOL ... oh my! Art Linkletter was so right ... kids DO say the darndest things ;-)
Thanks for sharing.
Hugs and blessings,
sounds about right! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
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*grin* That is classic. :)
Grandsons speak the truth! Have a great day!
Cute, Realllllly Cute.
Happy Holidays Sweets
Snort! The boy knows his grandpa pretty good! bwahahahaha!
Big Hugs ♥xo
Adults really should learn to ask the RIGHT question...lol Love his answer.
LOL! What a great answer!
May all of you have a Wonderful New Year!
Well he asked?? Kid probably wondered how knowing that would help!
That's great, Sandy. My granddaughter once told her teacher that her mom likes the bourbon, meaning the Suburban SUV. The teacher didn't understand correctly for a while.
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Yup, that was my grandpa...only he drank Heaven Hill Whiskey. Whew!
Happy new year, Sandee!!!
♥ & Hugs!
Yeah, figurative language and multiple meaning words and phrases are lost on small children. I work with small children, and I need to start writing down the things they say. If I had started that three years ago, I'd have written a whole book of their quips and be famous by now. :-)
Who doesn't like jack daniel's and big boobs? That probably describes every man in the mall.
HE ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
I really like this one :-)
( more jokes for the truck stop )
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