On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun










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That is a good one. Thanks for the chuckle and also Hope you have a very Happy and Healthy New year
Cheers + $$$ Everybody! Happy New Year!! ;) Peace*
Hahahahahha.... Thanks for making me smile and chuckle in 2009!
Happy New year Sandee!!!!!!!!
Hell, I can understand that. I would have stood next to him/her too. Just in case he turned his back and I could sneak another drink.
bwahahahaha! Duh, of course it was the bartender!
Happy New Year, Sandee! Big Hugs ♥xo
LOL poor bartender. Now where did all the women go to stand next to??????
For this coming New Year 2010: Take a deep breathe, try and take a half hour a day just for you. Close your eyes and just meditate. Lite a candle, keep all noises at bay and don't think of anything, clear your mind.
But before you do that, have a rock and roll time tonight as it's New Years Eve, have a wonderful New Years, Glenn
Hahahaha!
Happy New Year!
Celestine and I wish you and all of your family a Happy New Year!
Very funny.
Happy New Year to you!
happy new year honey!
smiles, bee
xoxoxooxoxxoxo
This is actually funny and sad at the same time. May you have a Wonderful New Year! Thank you so much for giving us all the gift of laughter!
Aloha, Friend!
Hauoli Makahiki Hou (Happy New Year)
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Happy New Year, my friend. I am happy to have you in my life. Big hugs...
ha haaaaaaaaaa! That's terrible ;-)
Happy new year Sandee, you are the greatest!
smoooooooooooooooooooooootch
LOL ... you never fail to come up with something to make us laugh. Happy New Year to you and yours ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
Hilarious Comedy Plus on the New Year Eve!
Happy New Year!
I just cannot seem to stop commenting. I may have a commentin` problem!!
OK, heading out now ... ( rides into sunset )
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