November 12, 2009

Paddy and Maggie

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem and since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village, they went to see the Veterinarian. The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told Paddy and Maggie to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and, in a boasting voice, said: “And that, me son, is how ya waves a towel.”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun

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23 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth on November 12, 2009 2:27 AM said...

And his manhood is intact :-)
Nice one.

Skunkfeathers on November 12, 2009 3:41 AM said...

Delusion is a great friend of fantasy ;-)

Grace on November 12, 2009 4:28 AM said...

Skunkfeathers got it right, me thinks...

plainolebob on November 12, 2009 5:27 AM said...

Sandee,
made a fan outta me

Finding Pam on November 12, 2009 5:43 AM said...

Tee hee hee... good one! LOL!

Have a great day.
Hugs back to you,
Pam

Sandy B on November 12, 2009 6:54 AM said...

Skunkfeathers is a genius.

Big Thursday hugs...

jennifer on November 12, 2009 7:58 AM said...

*giggling*

Hugs Sandee!!

Sandi on November 12, 2009 9:47 AM said...

lol great one Sandee!

Ana on November 12, 2009 10:26 AM said...

LOL
thanks for sharing Sandee!

Buggys on November 12, 2009 10:45 AM said...

LMAO! Funny stuff!

Don on November 12, 2009 10:56 AM said...

It's okay Paddy. I had a similar experience.

Wade on November 12, 2009 10:56 AM said...

I can't let my wife read this one. She will want me to wave the towel! Too funny, Sandee!

Jim on November 12, 2009 12:16 PM said...

LOL! I'm glad this wasn't a blonde joke.
The best time to marry a woman half your
age is before you get too old yourself.
Otherwise you will be marrying an old woman.
..

ManOverBoard.com on November 12, 2009 2:08 PM said...

Ahhh yet another phrase to use when you want some good old fashion knooky. 'That's how ya waves a towel" LOL

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on November 12, 2009 2:22 PM said...

ah, you gotta' love a vet!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Lois Grebowski on November 12, 2009 2:36 PM said...

tooo funny...love it!!!!!

Rajagopalan on November 12, 2009 6:13 PM said...

hahaha...I need to hire an Irish towel now...

Speedcat Hollydale on November 12, 2009 7:34 PM said...

SHAZAM!


( speedy taking notes on towel flippin )





.... ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

Bingo on November 13, 2009 9:47 AM said...

Ha ha ha ha poor man!

RennyBA's Terella on November 13, 2009 1:27 PM said...

Great - waving my towel back at yua! :lol:

Linda on November 13, 2009 2:48 PM said...

You can't get anything past Paddy, can ya?!?

Desert Songbird on November 14, 2009 12:57 PM said...

God bless the Irish!

azizur on November 15, 2009 3:59 AM said...

May God solve their focal demand in their conjugal life.

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