Friday, November 27, 2009

Advice From Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
-Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
-Eileen, age 8

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30 Brilliant Opinions:

BK on November 27, 2009 3:33 AM said...

Very sound advices indeed. :)

barb on November 27, 2009 3:53 AM said...

Don't you just love kids? Stay away from prunes... bwahahahaha!

Hope you had a freat family day yesterday! Big Hugs, Sandee!

nuansa pena on November 27, 2009 4:25 AM said...

His name of children, questions and answers are always unexpected.

Shutterbug8162 on November 27, 2009 5:27 AM said...

Kids do know best... I especially like the one about mom brushing the hair when mad at dad. I think I have been on the receiving end of that over the years, its no fun!

plainolebob on November 27, 2009 5:36 AM said...

Sandee,
I liked the start by asking for a horse, kind of sounds like a future politician.

kat on November 27, 2009 6:08 AM said...

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13"

Now i know why my nephew showed his report card to me when im on the phone but he can't escape it because i will ask again his card after talking on the phone...hahahaha

Grace on November 27, 2009 6:35 AM said...

The voices of experience...

Steve on November 27, 2009 6:54 AM said...

Can I have your website?
Steve

PS. Thanks for the advice Naomi.

Mike Golch on November 27, 2009 6:56 AM said...

The last one is really great,baptizing a cat,unless you are wearing chainmail.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on November 27, 2009 8:26 AM said...

your best one so far!!! love it!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sarge Charlie on November 27, 2009 8:41 AM said...

I hope you and yours had a wonderful thanksgiving.

Leigh on November 27, 2009 9:24 AM said...

That's great! I love the advice little kids give!

Don on November 27, 2009 10:25 AM said...

Those are cute. I can see those kids telling a friend those things...funny!

DrillerAA09 on November 27, 2009 11:15 AM said...

There is some very sage advice here.
The key to compromise and negotiations...ask for a horse. Love it!

Sandy B on November 27, 2009 11:24 AM said...

Kids are smarter than we think! Big hugs, honey...

ManOverBoard.com on November 27, 2009 11:42 AM said...

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." Very sound advice from ten year old Emily. Heard her dad was a real GAS, lol, I crack myself up. I hope your enjoying your Turkey sandwiches today, cuz I know I am , yummy. Big Squeeze to you sweetie :-)

Ann on November 27, 2009 4:25 PM said...

These are some wise children. I know a few adults who don't have this kind of common sense...lol

RennyBA's Terella on November 27, 2009 4:54 PM said...

Wish we call could be a bit childish once - so much wisdom!

Jim on November 27, 2009 5:53 PM said...

Sandee, those are all GREAT!
I like "A puppy always has
bad breath--even after eating
a Tic-Tac."
That goes for big dogs too.
..

jennifer on November 27, 2009 6:29 PM said...

A kid should definitely not tell me... I mean a mom that her diet isn't working.

These were cute!

Buggys on November 27, 2009 7:05 PM said...

Oh this is precious! The bad grade advice is perfect!

anthonynorth on November 28, 2009 12:52 AM said...

Some great lines there, based on experience :-)

Ana on November 28, 2009 2:56 PM said...

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

Hmmm... it seems it was a bad experience.

:)

Babs-beetle on November 28, 2009 5:18 PM said...

All sounds like good advice to me, and I also like the 'don't let her brush your hair' one :)

ettarose on November 29, 2009 8:11 AM said...

There is truth in every one of these. I love kids!

Rajagopalan on November 29, 2009 10:48 AM said...

I liked the one on hiding broccoli in a glass of milk! smart kids!

Dissertation writing on November 29, 2009 10:56 PM said...

When your Mom got angry with your Dad,
Its your fault Dad.

My Baby - 3 years old

Sherry at EX Marks the Spot on November 30, 2009 9:08 AM said...

Those are hilarious -- and so doggone true. I can really relate to some of them.

call centre on December 01, 2009 12:03 PM said...

without a doubt , some children are special

CrAzY Working Mom on December 01, 2009 7:27 PM said...

OMG, these were great! I've heard some of these before from my own children. :)

Thanks for the laugh, Sandee. Good to see ya again. Opened my reader tonight for the first time in ages. 1000+ posts. *sigh* In time I will get back around. ;)

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

 

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