The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."
The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 o'clock news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
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LOL! A good laugh is a great way to start the weekend. :)
i can't laugh out loud bec i just pulled my 4 teeth this morning...hehe
Thanks for the smile.
Do you think that only the 6:00 news broadcast this news?
I'm not blonde.
:)
Seen this one before. I thought sure she would wise up when confronted with this situation again. snerx.
Well, since the jump at 6:00 obviously didn't kill him, you'd think he would have tried another method at 10:00. Just sayin'.
Driller, you are sooo funny! Thanks for the double laugh.
Big hugs, Sandee. Have a great w/e...
Sandee, lol, Instant replay with a slow down mode of thinking, lmao,
Congrats, on the Hot Dawg Blogger award.
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I will be visiting more often as you have done a good job, keep going..
Bwahahahahahaahahhaa! That's funny!
This is one of the best jokes on brunettes & blondes! cheers! Have a great week end!
Sometimes I think it must be so "freeing" to be so oblivious.
Big Hugs ♥xo
you gotta' love a blonde!
smiles, bee
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LOL, that is hilarious! Unfortunatly i too am a natural blonde, he he
Ha ha ha blondes are unique.
I love blonds!! hehehe!!
You know? Somehow looking at that picture of the blond while reading the post really doesn't deter me from still wanting a date with her.
tee hee, Sandy!
Have a great weekend.
Love and hugs,
Pam
Glad you brought attention to such a serious subject!! I mean taking advantage of impressionable blondes has to be stopped sometime LOL!
ha!
have a great weekend...hugs from us to you.
Oh, do I know a blonde at work for this joke ;)
hahah.
Oh man...that is priceless :)
Happy Halloween !
Sigh ... blondes!
I hate when the reporters say the same thing over and over again on headline news.
Bwhahhahahaha. That was funny!
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