July 19, 2009

Memory Class

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

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25 Brilliant Opinions:

DianeCA on July 19, 2009 2:42 AM said...

Well I guess it worked for him. He remembered to ask his wife hahaha!

RennyBA on July 19, 2009 3:13 AM said...

Give me their number; I need to sign up for that class!

DrillerAA09 on July 19, 2009 4:25 AM said...

Ouch! That's a little too close for comfort.

DrillerAA09 on July 19, 2009 4:26 AM said...

I gotta go tell my wife, what's her name, this joke. How does it go again?

Arv on July 19, 2009 5:38 AM said...

LOL...

guess we might all get there...

barb on July 19, 2009 5:55 AM said...

That rings a bell...

Jack K. on July 19, 2009 5:58 AM said...

Bwahahaha. Oops, I shouldn't laugh. It sounds much too familiar. Now where is what's her name. I gotta know what my schedule is for today. LMAO

Mike Golch on July 19, 2009 7:03 AM said...

oh my goodness,I think I'm geting there myself.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on July 19, 2009 7:43 AM said...

okay so i know i have no memory but i thought the fish oil was helping! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sandy B on July 19, 2009 8:16 AM said...

A rose by any other name...

Sunday hugs, honey...

Grace on July 19, 2009 8:52 AM said...

I've heard that somewhere before but I can't remember where...

Rhonda on July 19, 2009 8:55 AM said...

oh isn't this how it really is!
lol

carol g on July 19, 2009 9:36 AM said...

Sure sounds like someone I know... just can't remember his name at the moment...

We need to plan a get together, Sandee... after this heat goes away.

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Skunkfeathers on July 19, 2009 6:32 PM said...

I had a great comment here, but forgot what it was..Rose?

Electronic Cigarette on July 19, 2009 6:43 PM said...

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star8278 on July 20, 2009 5:18 AM said...

I think its not just elderly, someone warned me and I didn't believe them, but apparently pregnancy brain is pretty similar.

Now where'd I put my orange juice?

PinkLady on July 20, 2009 5:58 AM said...

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Ron Russell on July 20, 2009 8:36 AM said...

A rose is a flower bloomed this fall
and a man, why just a man
that's all.

Marlboro cigarette coupons on July 20, 2009 10:24 PM said...

good story,bro!
Its all about love.

veinna12 on July 20, 2009 10:40 PM said...

Of course, I have learned that and I want to sign up for that class.keep it up!

katherine. on July 20, 2009 10:51 PM said...

I know a couple and her name is Rose...I'm sending it on! they will love this.

Lynda on July 21, 2009 7:44 AM said...

Oh hahahahaha, there are so many ways that could go, great one, and yep, most of us will soon be in this club...
Have a beautiful day, much love, hugs and :))))

Sandi on July 21, 2009 7:38 PM said...

ooooh yes. This will so be me one day! lol

UPrinting on July 21, 2009 11:41 PM said...

Haha! Are they sure those memory classes worked? Why can't the husband even remember his wife's name? :D
Really funny!

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