Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Gramps

A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy."

Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "I'm Albert -- the little bastard's name is Steve."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings

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29 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth on July 29, 2009 12:35 AM said...

Oh, loved that one. So true.

Arv on July 29, 2009 1:45 AM said...

LOL... good one :)

take care mate... cheers...

DianeCA on July 29, 2009 2:17 AM said...

Hehehe! Sounds like a good technique!

Jack K. on July 29, 2009 2:40 AM said...

Good for you, Albert. Some would have killed the little bastard. snerx.

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" on July 29, 2009 3:41 AM said...

I love it! This so so funny! Tweeting this one!

Ana on July 29, 2009 4:14 AM said...

Really great!
lol

DrillerAA09 on July 29, 2009 5:01 AM said...

And when we get home, Steve is gonna wish he was back at the grocery store, 'cause I'm gonna whup him real good!!!

Diane on July 29, 2009 6:33 AM said...

omg i have to talk myself down many, many times a day! lol

star8278 on July 29, 2009 6:48 AM said...

That is a really good one. I shall have to remember it when I am toting a screaming toddler through the store.

Grace on July 29, 2009 7:08 AM said...

O I loved that one...

barb on July 29, 2009 8:12 AM said...

That could SO be my Dad. I've noticed he has much more patience with great-grandchildren. He also seems to take great delight in saying, "Here ya, go, back to your Mom". bwahahahaha!

Blazing Minds on July 29, 2009 8:31 AM said...

LMAO, I'll have to spread this one around on my humble tweets to my followers, I know they'll love it as well ;)

Finding Pam on July 29, 2009 8:48 AM said...

Now, now Pam... it will be OK. Doesn't have the same ring as Albert, but I am going to try using this one on my hubs.
LOL!

Bingo on July 29, 2009 9:02 AM said...

Ha ha ha! Who can stand it?

Shinade aka Jackie on July 29, 2009 9:33 AM said...

ROFL at this one!! I have to call Walter and read this to him!

carol g on July 29, 2009 9:35 AM said...

This is a cute story. I would not have made it past the frist scream...

Happy Wednesday, Sandee.

Desert Songbird on July 29, 2009 10:41 AM said...

Hehe. My in-laws, God love them, never had this problem with my kids 'cause I threaten my kids with physical harm should they misbehave. My in-laws, however, do not dare to go out with their great-grandson, who is two years old. He's....a challenge.

Don on July 29, 2009 10:42 AM said...

Hahahahha!!!! How damned true! Oh that's righteous!

Sherry at EX Marks the Spot on July 29, 2009 10:45 AM said...

You have a funny one this time. But, then you almost always do!!!

http://blondesherry.blogspot.com/2009/07/ww-nature-all-within-24-hours.html

Amazing Gracie on July 29, 2009 8:10 PM said...

Sounds like my son about forty years ago! He got his bottom whomped on a time or two...

Ron Russell on July 30, 2009 12:46 AM said...

The old man got it right!!!!

Lynda on July 30, 2009 9:45 AM said...

Oh hahahahahahahahaha, I LOVE this, it is great, for sure.... hahahahahaha, there are lots of little Steve's around these days, aren't there???? funny stuff...
Have a great day, much love, hugs and :))))

UPrinting on July 31, 2009 12:32 AM said...

Haha, that's a good one!
Well, you still gotta hand it to grandpa. He was able to keep all the rage inside and stop himself from beating his grandson into a pulp. :D

karaberky on July 31, 2009 7:00 AM said...

Really true. Love this post :)

Aged Care Christchurch on July 31, 2009 10:29 AM said...

This made my day! Good one! I'll try it myself hahahah

storyteller on August 01, 2009 4:54 PM said...

Thanks for the chuckles. Hope you're enjoying your weekend on the water ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

 

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