A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy."Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "I'm Albert -- the little bastard's name is Steve."
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29 Brilliant Opinions:
Oh, loved that one. So true.
LOL... good one :)
take care mate... cheers...
Hehehe! Sounds like a good technique!
Good for you, Albert. Some would have killed the little bastard. snerx.
I love it! This so so funny! Tweeting this one!
Really great!
lol
And when we get home, Steve is gonna wish he was back at the grocery store, 'cause I'm gonna whup him real good!!!
Been there....
omg i have to talk myself down many, many times a day! lol
That is a really good one. I shall have to remember it when I am toting a screaming toddler through the store.
O I loved that one...
That could SO be my Dad. I've noticed he has much more patience with great-grandchildren. He also seems to take great delight in saying, "Here ya, go, back to your Mom". bwahahahaha!
LMAO, I'll have to spread this one around on my humble tweets to my followers, I know they'll love it as well ;)
Now, now Pam... it will be OK. Doesn't have the same ring as Albert, but I am going to try using this one on my hubs.
LOL!
That was fantanstic.
Ha ha ha! Who can stand it?
ROFL at this one!! I have to call Walter and read this to him!
This is a cute story. I would not have made it past the frist scream...
Happy Wednesday, Sandee.
Hehe. My in-laws, God love them, never had this problem with my kids 'cause I threaten my kids with physical harm should they misbehave. My in-laws, however, do not dare to go out with their great-grandson, who is two years old. He's....a challenge.
Hahahahha!!!! How damned true! Oh that's righteous!
You have a funny one this time. But, then you almost always do!!!
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Sounds like my son about forty years ago! He got his bottom whomped on a time or two...
The old man got it right!!!!
Oh hahahahahahahahaha, I LOVE this, it is great, for sure.... hahahahahaha, there are lots of little Steve's around these days, aren't there???? funny stuff...
Have a great day, much love, hugs and :))))
nice blog
Haha, that's a good one!
Well, you still gotta hand it to grandpa. He was able to keep all the rage inside and stop himself from beating his grandson into a pulp. :D
Really true. Love this post :)
This made my day! Good one! I'll try it myself hahahah
Thanks for the chuckles. Hope you're enjoying your weekend on the water ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
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