July 5, 2009

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dear."

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34 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth on July 5, 2009 1:18 AM said...

Me thinks that faith healer cheats :-)

barb on July 5, 2009 3:32 AM said...

ummmm... that's not healing, that's stealing. Just saying.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on July 5, 2009 4:40 AM said...

you gotta' have faith! ha ha

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxo

Mike Golch on July 5, 2009 6:50 AM said...

good one,kiddo!

Dorothy L on July 5, 2009 6:52 AM said...

LOL....That must be one of those naughty faith healers :)

Finding Pam on July 5, 2009 7:38 AM said...

Oh My!This is not good.

DianeCA on July 5, 2009 9:31 AM said...

Faith comes in many forms....and positions?

Rhonda on July 5, 2009 10:46 AM said...

OH MY MY MY!!!
;)

Sherry on July 5, 2009 12:28 PM said...

Sounds like someone was making whoopee instead of healing.

Don on July 5, 2009 12:30 PM said...

Did I mention that I was once a faith healer also? Keep that in mind in case you know of, er...sorry. I got carried away.

K on July 5, 2009 12:58 PM said...

Sounds like excellent advice to me.

ettarose on July 5, 2009 1:02 PM said...

Another good one. You have the best jokes I swear. Don't listen to Don, he's bad like that. Hope your 4th was excellent!

Ailurophile on July 5, 2009 1:08 PM said...

He he. Being a faith healer seems like an interesting career alternative! Thanks for these lovely posts and always making us all laugh :)

Free Business Cards on July 5, 2009 1:36 PM said...

Just a gigolo.

Sandy B on July 5, 2009 1:52 PM said...

Oops!

Hope you are still having a lovely time. Big hugs, honey...

DrillerAA09 on July 5, 2009 2:51 PM said...

Blind Faith maybe?

Lois Grebowski on July 5, 2009 3:27 PM said...

I'm enjoying a silent tee hee on this one... That's a good-un!

ethereal heaven on July 5, 2009 4:05 PM said...

hello,,,greetings of peace friend! your site is very beautiful and informative! would you mind if we exchange links friend?^__^

AngelBaby on July 5, 2009 6:20 PM said...

hmmmm ...... I don't think that was faith .........

I have something for you at my site so come by and see.

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby

Lynda on July 5, 2009 7:19 PM said...

Interesting one, for sure... hahahahaha, always sumthin', think????
Hope you are having an awesome time, girl...
Much love, hugs and :)))))

PinkLady on July 6, 2009 4:47 AM said...

hahaha another good laugh.. thanks SANDEE :))

star8278 on July 6, 2009 5:42 AM said...

Markie's been blaming the mailman... I don't have the heart to tell him ours is a Mail-Lady!

Bingo on July 6, 2009 8:54 AM said...

Ha ha the second girl is very clever

Sandi on July 6, 2009 9:10 AM said...

lol that'll do it

mommanator on July 6, 2009 11:14 AM said...

you bad!

Ron Russell on July 6, 2009 2:52 PM said...

Shades of Elmer Gantry!!!

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UPrinting on July 6, 2009 7:31 PM said...

Oh no she didn't! LOL
But really, a faith healer? Why not just "go to the doctor?" :D

TorAa on July 7, 2009 11:44 AM said...

You cleared my mind:
Avoid Swingers;-)))

AoE on July 8, 2009 6:51 PM said...

My wife is officially disallowed from going to faith healers alone!

health.23 on July 12, 2009 3:40 AM said...

Sounds like excellent advice to others.Really great post.Thanks for sharing.

bloggers.11 on July 12, 2009 3:44 AM said...

Good one.You cleared my mind.Thanks for sharing.Keep posting.

youtube.23 on July 19, 2009 10:44 PM said...

Having written articles that require this much work, I commend you for your service to the future bloggers. I’m sure they will appreciate it! Great job.Keep blogging.

businessweek on July 20, 2009 3:47 AM said...

It sounds really good.Excellent advice for others.Great post.Very informative.Thanks for sharing such a great post with us.

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