Saturday, April 25, 2009

Out of the Mouth of Babes Part I

Kids are asked questions about marriage...and, OH! how they answered!!

How do you decide who to marry?
  • "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10
  • "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10

What is the right age to get married?
  • "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10
  • "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
  • "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6
  • "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8
What do you think your Mom and Dad have in common?
  • "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
  • "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8
  • "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10

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29 Brilliant Opinions:

Amazing Gracie on April 25, 2009 12:17 AM said...

Remember Art Linkletter's House Party? He had a segment (and a book) called "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Yes, it's true - they surely do, and at the most inopportune times!
~~~Blessings~~~

Adam on April 25, 2009 1:05 AM said...

Kids are really the smartest!

Arv on April 25, 2009 2:38 AM said...

LOL... have a nice time mate.. cheers...

All In One Wish on April 25, 2009 2:48 AM said...

:D


@Adam

Yup... Kid is the smartest...

barb @ WillThink4Wine on April 25, 2009 3:41 AM said...

"Both don't want no more kids." bwahahahaha!

I love lightening to kids! Right now, it's my 9 year old nephews that keep me laughing. I keep telling my sister, who has a blog she uses for poetry about once a week, to blog this stuff. Unfortunately, with 9 year old twins at age 52, she hasn't time to blog it!

Grace on April 25, 2009 3:59 AM said...

Martin and Lynette are wise beyond their years LOL

DrillerAA on April 25, 2009 4:39 AM said...

Freddie sounds like the product of a marriage gone bad.

Rhonda on April 25, 2009 6:14 AM said...

Sandee
These are precious!
I've gotta print them off for work on Monday!
;)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on April 25, 2009 6:32 AM said...

very funny. you can always count on kids!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Finding Pam on April 25, 2009 7:47 AM said...

Those are too funny. Yes, you can always count on kids to say the darndest things. LOL

Sandy B and Dick on April 25, 2009 7:52 AM said...

My blog today has one of those 'outta the mouths of babes' episodes. Hope you are having fun. Big hugs...

Don on April 25, 2009 7:57 AM said...

Derrick, age 8, gets my nod for "priceless." "...yelling at the same kids." Come on. How great is that?

Jack K. on April 25, 2009 8:17 AM said...

Thanks for the laughs.

Bike Gamer on April 25, 2009 8:32 AM said...

LOL... nice one indeed. But I don't know, I feel sorry for Eddie. Judging from his answers, his parents must be terrible.

Sherry on April 25, 2009 10:10 AM said...

Yep, I should have gone to those children for advice BEFORE getting married!

Lifecruiser on April 25, 2009 12:34 PM said...

I always LOVE kids sayings!!!! So logical most of the times. We should learn from them....

Ana on April 25, 2009 1:59 PM said...

These are great!
Have a nice Saturday!

Mike Golch on April 25, 2009 4:26 PM said...

I always enjoyed watching Art Linkletter's show just to see what the kids would say next.Out of babes...

jennifer on April 25, 2009 5:15 PM said...

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." LOL! That is a smart kid!

Kris on April 25, 2009 8:16 PM said...

I'm with Freddie! lol

Lance - Outsourcing on April 25, 2009 11:27 PM said...

It seems some kids have mistaken understanding of marriage. This is happening because of home experience.

Nico on April 26, 2009 2:23 AM said...

Kids gives the best answer to your question, not only that they also ask the hardest questions to answer in the world!

K on April 26, 2009 11:44 AM said...

I love the answers to how can a stranger tell two people are married - classic!

Doctor Shoal on April 26, 2009 6:30 PM said...

hmmmmm ....... ironicle

Roger on April 26, 2009 8:31 PM said...

HaHaHa Freddie has a old soul for his age! Hugs & loves!! :D

PaulsHealthBlog.com on April 27, 2009 7:49 AM said...

Some kids have one thing that is sorely lacking today.

Common sense.

Paul

Eat Well. Live Well.
PurpleGreenPops.com

Desert Songbird on April 27, 2009 9:17 AM said...

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8

Wise young man.

Lynda on April 28, 2009 5:37 AM said...

Wow! Some interesting views here, but, Martin cracked me up!!!! funny stuff, kids are so clever, aren't they???? much love, hugs, and :))))) and whew, I am having a hard time catching up here:))))

 

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