At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
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Having worked in the public for 100 years, I can not help but think this has probably happened in one way or another!
~~~Blessings~~~
You can't fault the logic - not!
Amazing Gracie is right.
:)
Be at peace.
LOL LOL LOL...
you have a lovely day mate... cheers...
DOH! Why can't a store make a scale that can differentiate between parents and relatives?
*ducking boos and throwd blonde joke books*
amazing article, every store should have a scale to differentiate between parents and relatives of the baby. so, that this problem is solved. This incident is silly and might have happened with many store operators. i must say the lady had good sense of humor and great IQ level.
Hey I was blond all of my life. This stuff happens!!
Love it...keep 'em coming Sandee!!
Hugs,
Jackie:-)
Ha!
I'm sure I said equally dumb things during the really early completely sleep deprived phase (and I'm not blonde.)
Badda Bing!
Have a great day.
Life at her house will never be dull! bwahahaha!
Have a great day, Sandee. ♥
idiot
If people always think so straight forward and simple, there will definitely be less scheming in this world. :)
OMG. Hilarious!
ROTFLMAO.
Great story. Too funny for words.
Thanks.
Hahahaha~it's great to be blond :o)
Some have brains, some don't!!
haha good one!
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hahaha Oh these jokes always make me feel so defensive. lol ;)
I laughed. Then I realized I'd done things similar. Frequently. Daily... Then again I am blonde...
Ha ha! I used to be blond, but then I got intelligent - Joke! ;O)
That gene pool needs some stirring! Big hugs, honey...
Saw it coming, laughed anyway
Groan.
But you know what was worse? The baby had poo everywhere. Up his back, running down his outfit.
The clerk suggested that maybe it was time to change the diaper.
The Blond said it was still good. The box the diapers came in said it was for up to 16 pounds.
lol my dad read this and made me come in to read it. He said it sounded like something I would do! Haha - thanks for making me (and dad) share a laugh :-)
Aloha,
Ali
Yea - Right - Willy bets she wasn't really the aunt either.
10-4 Willy
Can I get a D??
Can I get a U??
Can I get an H??
What's that spell? DUH!!!
yes, she's right. isn't she?
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
A = B+Y
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baby daddy
HA haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know which is more fun, the blond joke or the comments... hahahahahaha... have a great night, much love, hugs and :))))
LOL ... I've missed your sense of humor and hope to be able to visit more often again now that my sister's on the road headed for Alaska ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
I think I'm too easily entertained. I'm just sitting here laughing at all those silly jokes and pics. I love it!
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