Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Blondes Are Dumb!

A couple of sharp businessmen in New York were discussing women and one of them, Sheldon, remarked about how dumb blonds are.

His friend, David, disagreed, so they devised a test to see if blonds were really as dumb as everyone thinks.

They went to an antique shop with a pretty blond salesperson and proceeded to browse at tea sets. After awhile, they said to the blond, “We’ve been looking and looking, but we can’t find any left-handed tea sets. Can you help us?”

Being quite well-dressed and well-groomed, she sizes them up as having money, so she asks them to wait a moment as she thinks she may have something in the back store room.

Sheldon almost breaks out laughing as he imagines this poor girl searching through everything for a left-handed tea set.

The blond goes in the back, immediately finds their most expensive sterling silver tea set, turns all the handles around to the left side, remarks the set to double its original price and brings it out. Smiling, she says, “There you are gentlemen, a left handed tea set!”

The men are somewhat taken a back but under the circumstances they are forced to pay the exorbitant price and leave with the tea set. As they’re walking down 5th Avenue with their purchase, David, laughing, says to Sheldon, “See, I told you they’re not so dumb!”

“What does that prove?" says Sheldon, “She just happened to have one!”

Stolen from Phils Phun

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34 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth on March 24, 2009 1:48 AM said...

Ah, the way things are twisted :-)

Skunkfeathers on March 24, 2009 2:33 AM said...

Uh...bet Sheldon's blond ;) Just sayin'...

Vodka Mom on March 24, 2009 3:51 AM said...

good morning Sandee!!!

Diane on March 24, 2009 4:56 AM said...

haha! she really showed them!

Finding Pam on March 24, 2009 5:07 AM said...

That is priceless! Have a great day.

Sarge Charlie on March 24, 2009 5:14 AM said...

who is the dumb one here

WillThink4Wine on March 24, 2009 5:17 AM said...

Boy, that was one sharp businessman alright!

Have a wonderful day, Sandee!

Ivanhoe on March 24, 2009 6:19 AM said...

Was he blond? ;o)
I like when they show that there are smart blond girls out there :o)
Have a great Tuesday, Sandee!

Ana on March 24, 2009 6:42 AM said...

That's great.
Have a nice Tuesday!
Ana

Sandi on March 24, 2009 6:56 AM said...

oooooh blonde jokes and it's only 8:55 a.m. haha ;)

Babs (Beetle) on March 24, 2009 7:11 AM said...

Ha ha! very funny and highly possible :O)

star8278 on March 24, 2009 7:14 AM said...

I'd like to think I'd be that smart... but likely I'd tell them they were full of sh*t and to take a hike. Probably would have not gotten the sale.

Don on March 24, 2009 7:14 AM said...

Typical male pride. I hate that attitude. Wait, uh...nevermind.

Linda on March 24, 2009 7:54 AM said...

Nice to see a blonde joke with a twist from time to time! I was born with silver blonde hair but it obviously darkened over the years but still, I can say I used to be a blonde (if I really want to!).

Have a great day, Sandee!

CastoCreations on March 24, 2009 10:38 AM said...

hahahaha I have to send that to my aunt, who is blond. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on March 24, 2009 11:03 AM said...

finally! a smart blonde joke!!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sandy B and Dick on March 24, 2009 11:47 AM said...

Smart one! Love it. Big hugs...

Da Old Man on March 24, 2009 2:51 PM said...

Nice one.
:)
Have a great evening.

Speedcat Hollydale on March 24, 2009 4:32 PM said...

I bought a left handed mug once, and threw it away.

Mimi Lenox on March 24, 2009 4:57 PM said...

They were both blonde too, weren't they.....

Lynda on March 24, 2009 6:04 PM said...

hahahahahahahahaha, that is a good one... nice to hear a joke where the man has to take the heat for once.... thanks for the smile...
much love, hugs and :))))

Amazing Gracie on March 24, 2009 6:17 PM said...

The way my day has gone, I probably would've fallen for that and I'm not blond. My brain froze.
~~~Blessings~~~

Furkidsmom on March 24, 2009 7:06 PM said...

Good one!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Shinade on March 24, 2009 7:26 PM said...

As a blond I really love this one!!:-)))

Anna on March 24, 2009 9:26 PM said...

Indeed, one's intelligence could not be measured by the color of his/her hair.

Arv on March 24, 2009 10:07 PM said...

Losers :)

have a nice day mate... cheers...

DrillerAA on March 25, 2009 4:41 AM said...

She probably not a natural blond.

The Angels Weekly on March 25, 2009 12:40 PM said...

That was brilliant, and shifts some of the jokes off the blondes!!

Dopey men!!! LOL

James Retuya on March 25, 2009 7:50 PM said...

Ouch! I love blonde girls. I'm wishing my future wife to be naturally blonde.

Sam on March 26, 2009 2:51 AM said...

Don't worry James you'll get one don't generalize them... besides this is a joke Hahaha

Have a wonderful day Sandee... xoxo

Speedcat Hollydale on March 26, 2009 7:14 PM said...

I just want to be #1 commenter again ((smile))

 

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