It's time to play The Story Game again. I just want you to have something entertaining to do if you swing by for a visit this weekend while I'm off boating. So play nice. Okay?Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. Next week I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors". You can play as many times as you want and the game will run all weekend. Thanks for playing along.
Here's the beginning of our new story: Her wedding date was rapidly approaching and Rachel knew she needed to tell her fiance that she couldn't marry him, but she was afraid that...
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...he will commit suicide. So she went to the church and seek for the advice of parish priest. The parish priest said...
"You do realize that you're the third girl that has left this young man standing in the alter, don't you?" And, I believe that you know who the other tow are. He's going to be devastated when you tell him. What reason are you going to give him for not going through with the wedding?
"Well Father, he has extra toes on both feet" said Rachel. "I'm afraid he'll pass that trait along to his children. My daughters should be able to wear cute sandals. I don't want them to have to wear clunky shoes at the beach to cover up their extra toes. How do you suggest I handle this breakup?"
The priest replied...
"How do you know about the extra toes?"
Before she could answer, Sister Marina came rushing into the room. "Father! Father!" she shouted. You're not goig to believe this." Then she pointed at the window anbd said,
The groom has grabbed a hacksaw and he is threatening to saw off his toes! He said that he may have extra toes but no one knows she has...
Actually decided to leave me because she has found another man and he is going to....
...let himself bleed to a slow and agonizing death unless either she learns to accept him with his extra toes or...
finds a way to raise money, so that he can have them surgically removed. He thinks the best way she could do this, would be to:
bake wedding cakes and sell them on the corner. and then she'd really...
...she didn't come clean about having a third breast situated just above her right kneecap.
This was all going so horribly wrong. The priest hollered out, "Wait just a cotton pickin' minute everybody and slow down. First we've got to...
take a moment to just enjoy life.
and how better to enjoy life than to play toesies with some one who has all of those extra toes. Then and only then after this great thrill will I......
seriously consider marrying him.
However, the young bride-to-be decided to do some research, and discovered that men with extra toes...
Are more virile and that sounded interesting to Rachel. Now she can't wait for the honeymoon!
jeweler. But that's okay because she has another idea which is...
to call the other two young ladies that had left this groom standing at the alter. She asked the first one, "What were your plans for your wedding night?" To her amazement, the reply was....
Oh hahahahaha, wow! This one is wild...
Her reply was that she was going to paint his toenails so that she could get used to looking at them, but, the more she thought of it, the more gross it seemed, and while he was a handsome, kind man, the idea of him being less than perfect disgusted her, as it had the others. The truth is though that the 3rd girl was not the only who also had flaws, the other two had....
long hair all over their bodies and fangs for teeth and he was willing to over look those flaws because he loved them for what they were and not
Turns out all three girls were the same person, just going through plastic surgery. Everyone started eating the wedding cake and singing Copa Cabana! .... then the mystery woman walked in
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