Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Ole and Sven

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota too.'

Hat tip: My sister ♥Debbie♥

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36 Brilliant Opinions:

Arv on February 18, 2009 12:47 AM said...

ah... Thinking back... that woman I met during my stay in Minnesota must be from Nordakota :)

anthonynorth on February 18, 2009 12:57 AM said...

I'm hoping this isn't a general rule :-)
Loved it.

Diet Pill That Work on February 18, 2009 1:44 AM said...

Way up here in Minnesooota we have Sven and Ole jokes and Ole and Lena jokes.

Vodka Mom on February 18, 2009 3:33 AM said...

omg Sandee that was SOOOOOO funny!!! Where do you FIND this stuff?

a pot, a thought & a smidgen of dirt on February 18, 2009 3:50 AM said...

OH I love this, very funny. Sorry not left comments of late been rather sick, have missed your post make me laugh daily take care fiona

WillThink4Wine on February 18, 2009 4:29 AM said...

OK, that was great, Sandee! A super way to start a SisterDear day! But she's not from Nordakota. :)

Jack K. on February 18, 2009 4:52 AM said...

ROTFLMAO. nuff sed

snerx

DrillerAA on February 18, 2009 5:28 AM said...

I must not have ever dated a woman from Nordakota. I certainly didn't marry one.

Rhonda on February 18, 2009 6:12 AM said...

I haven't heard an Ole and Sven joke in ages.
Funny!

Ivanhoe on February 18, 2009 6:20 AM said...

Mwahahahaha! Never met anybody from ND so I could not tell you if it's true. It sure is funny though :o)

Sandi on February 18, 2009 6:36 AM said...

haha I didn't see that one coming really.

BK on February 18, 2009 6:47 AM said...

Always a great laugh! :)

Lois Grebowski on February 18, 2009 6:50 AM said...

bwahahahahhaahha....that, my dear, is a good one...

Walter on February 18, 2009 6:53 AM said...

That's won good reason to steer clear of NorDakota.

Sherry on February 18, 2009 7:27 AM said...

Great. That's one of the funniest ever -- and that says a lot 'cause you come up with some hilarious stuff.

Star8278 on February 18, 2009 7:36 AM said...

Didn't see that one coming.

I think I know someone else from Nordakota.

Sandy B and Dick on February 18, 2009 7:48 AM said...

Cracked me up! I'd rather be from Georgia:) Just sayin'. Big hugs, sweetie!

Skunkfeathers on February 18, 2009 8:03 AM said...

Well, I'll be danged. Growing up in Iowa, I never knowd that I was getting my milk from Nordakota cows. Wunner if my parents knowd that?

;)

Beetle on February 18, 2009 8:04 AM said...

Ha ha! I like it :O)

Don on February 18, 2009 9:03 AM said...

Hahaha! That's great. Apparently I've never dated a girl from Nordakota. Although some do fart a lot.

Chuckie on February 18, 2009 9:16 AM said...

Well, it's been about 2 months so thought I'd better get my butt in gear and say hello. So wonderful that you've kept in touch; I'm a screw-up for not. I always think of you and am working on a better balance of my work and my play. *lovies* big Chicken. Take good care,

Jen on February 18, 2009 9:54 AM said...

It's like listening to my neighbors talking. And I probably sound the same way. That's just one reason to avoid North Dakota, there are many more...

Samantha and Mr. Tigger on February 18, 2009 11:05 AM said...

Hehehehehehehehe!!! That was funny! We are glad we live in Florida!!
Your FL furiends,

Shinade on February 18, 2009 12:09 PM said...

oh I love to go up there and listen to there wonderful accents. But, I guess it's a good thing I am not from there.

At least for Walter's sake..lol!!:-)

Da Old Man on February 18, 2009 12:35 PM said...

Apparently, my Mrs must be from North Dakota.

PaulsHealthBlog.com on February 18, 2009 7:04 PM said...

They don't necessarily have to be from Nordakota...

One Wacky Mom on February 18, 2009 7:16 PM said...

What do you make this stuff up? Or where do you get it?

I need a few fairytale days Sandy!!!!

Ajit on February 18, 2009 9:03 PM said...

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!! :D
Nice one :)

Amazing Gracie on February 18, 2009 9:48 PM said...

Bet Melon Cutter's been there a time er two!
Great joke...
~~~Blessings~~~

ettarose on February 19, 2009 1:02 AM said...

You have the best jokes Sandee. You are a nut. I love em and keep em coming!

Desert Songbird on February 19, 2009 10:14 AM said...

The great white north, where Swedes, Fins, and Norwegians living together in the same community is considered ethnic diversity.

Stine on February 19, 2009 1:07 PM said...

Hey... beware - I live where they all came from.
They must have bred with something strange, vat?

storyteller on February 19, 2009 1:33 PM said...

Hahahahahhahahhhaaa! Ohmygosh ... I know many Swedes, but have no friends from North Dakota ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Speedcat Hollydale on February 19, 2009 2:51 PM said...

This is about me .... Right??

Minn ah Sohhh tah!!!!

Lynda on February 19, 2009 7:05 PM said...

Oh hahahahaha, that is cute... funny and cute...
Have a great day, much love, hugs and :))))

 

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