Sunday, February 22, 2009

National Science Foundation Findings

After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:
  1. The sport of choice for male unemployed or incarcerated individuals is BASKETBALL.
  2. The sport of choice for male maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
  3. The sport of choice for male front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
  4. The sport of choice for male supervisors is BASEBALL.
  5. The sport of choice for male middle management is TENNIS.
  6. The sport of choice for male corporate officers is GOLF.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become...

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26 Brilliant Opinions:

Sherry on February 22, 2009 3:14 AM said...

Love it, Sandee!!!

DianeCA on February 22, 2009 3:20 AM said...

Oh no! That was below the belt!!

Lois Grebowski on February 22, 2009 5:38 AM said...

Never thought about that!

DJ on February 22, 2009 6:29 AM said...

ROFL! How funny is that? So very true as well.

Dawn (Twisted Sister) on February 22, 2009 6:43 AM said...

LMAO! good one... I needed that! :D

Jack K. on February 22, 2009 6:45 AM said...

I knew that. Why do you think I don't play golf? snerx

I'm not a CEO. snerx. guffaw. chortle LMAO

Walter on February 22, 2009 6:52 AM said...

Haha, too good. Another conclusion: maintenance level employees have very heavy balls.

Joel Klebanoff on February 22, 2009 7:02 AM said...

If they segmented the survey by industry they'd probably find that auto and bank executives enjoy playing marbles. Unfortunately, they've lost a few.

Vodka Mom on February 22, 2009 7:55 AM said...

shit, I could have told you that......

Mike Golch on February 22, 2009 9:08 AM said...

You have got that right!

Ron Russell on February 22, 2009 9:32 AM said...

And most Democrates shot marbles.

Roger on February 22, 2009 11:25 AM said...

Hahahaha that is the truth! Lot of loves to you Sandee!! :D

DrillerAA on February 22, 2009 12:22 PM said...

But you can hit 'em longer without becoming fatigued. There is an upside to everything.

Giggles on February 22, 2009 2:44 PM said...

So true...funny too!! I was expecting a squeeze in there too!

Hugs Giggles

Shinade on February 22, 2009 6:01 PM said...

I'll be back in a while and read this.

I just took a pill, which I hate to do, but, I have done something very bad to my back.

Right now I can't make sense out of anything.

Hugs:-)))

CrAzY Working Mom on February 22, 2009 7:21 PM said...

Heh heh heh...I like this one. :)

AngelBaby on February 22, 2009 8:07 PM said...

Really funny Sandee! Loved it!

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby

Amazing Gracie on February 22, 2009 11:33 PM said...

Since hubman loves golf, I'll not tell him this one!!!
Very funny...
~~~Blessings~~~

ettarose on February 23, 2009 1:06 AM said...

I work with every level you described and it is the TRUTH!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha

anthonynorth on February 23, 2009 1:06 AM said...

I used to play marbles as a kid, so it obviously doesn't work across the field :-)

Lynda on February 23, 2009 7:58 AM said...

Oh hahahahahahahahahahaha, that is so true it is hilarious.... great one!!! Have a great day, much love, hugs and :))))

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on February 23, 2009 2:28 PM said...

well that sounds like good logic to me!!! i think it's true too! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Speedcat Hollydale on February 23, 2009 3:58 PM said...

HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!! .... er, hey wait a minute (looking around)

Sam on February 23, 2009 5:53 PM said...

Hahahaha I hope we'll not cross our way with the executives because I’ll laugh out loud. Hahaha

storyteller on February 24, 2009 11:14 AM said...

Hahahahahahahahah!!! This is just too hilarious ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Ron Russell on February 27, 2009 4:03 PM said...

Sorry to disagree, I went up the ladder and had to carry a bucket to support the weight.

 

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