Every Sunday Father Donovan, a preacher at a small church in the little town of Juniper, MO, tried to make the Bible accessible to his congregation through his sermons.On this particular Sunday, Father Donovan proclaimed, "If you ever feel adrift in the sea of life, just turn to the Bible for guidance. All life's experiences are immortalized in the good book, and it will help you find your way to shore."
After church Mrs. Francis approached the preacher and said, "Father Donovan, I don't think every life experience is in the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible have I ever read about PMS."
Father Donovan had never heard such a comment, so that night he sifted through the Bible to see if Mrs. Francis was right.
Next Sunday Father Donovan pulled Mrs. Francis aside after church and said, "I wasn't wrong last Sunday when I said that every life experience is mentioned in the Bible."
"Okay, Father. Where does it say anything about PMS?"
Father Donovan opened up his Bible and showed her a passage that read: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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Aha!! G'day Sandee
Am pinching this one Cheers
LOL...game, set, match ;)
Hello there, Sandee!
Great one as usual!
Take care!
LOL... thats some interpretation :)
Absolutely perfect! I will have to share this one with my poor Mark. Seems a side effect of my procedure last week is a few weeks of PMS. Poor guy... he'll appreciate this!
Hi Sandee,
Hahaha what can i say its all in the Bible.
Cheers!
That was a chuckle out loud while reading one, Sandee! Loved it!
this one got a chuckle from me
well there you go!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
An oldie but goodie!
:-D)
LOL!
There is nothing new under the sun!
I was thinking of a different scriptural reference but won't mention which one.
Hi Sandee,
Still no news. Just trying to keep myself busy while she's in surgery.
Thanks for dropping by!
Big hugs:-)
lol poor Josepth..so true :)
Laughing out loud...That was a good one. Hope you're having a great day, pal~
Hugs~
Annie
yeah...I'm guessin' that trip to Bethlehem was interesting to say the least...
Guess its all in the interpretation ;-)
I am scared to laugh Sandee!
(oops, I did)
Looking all around for clouds ....
He heeeee
I'm OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hahahahahaha, spoken like every true Irish Catholic priest I have ever come into contact with... hahahahahaha, funny stuff... loved this one... much love, hugs and :))))
Hey Speedcat!!!
Wishing Jackie luck with whoever is in surgery...
Take care ya all...
Still funny! Big hugs...
Hi Lynda ... you are looking lovely tonight!!
OMG, this may be my favorite one so far. Awesome. Thanks for the laugh. 8-)
LOL this is good!!! will be sharing this one, do you mind if I steal it? will say were I got it from etc!! xxx
lol YES!!!!
Yep, that would be PMS.
Nice! This may become a regular blog to check for me. I need a little more humor in my life since I spend all my time yelling at liberals.
LOL. I think father Donovan was really puzzled where to find the right answer. But I guess it makes him laugh for a while. A good way to tickle the mind of serious church-goers.
You're damn right she did!
Hi Sandi
Loved the religious joke with father Donovan
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